Pet Peeves

I had a conversation today with a friend about pet peeves. I realized that I had a lot of them. I also realized that I don't really hate people, as I am fond of saying, I actually just hate certain aspects of their behavior. Since this blog is my forum, I thought I would share some of them with you. I wanna say that if you see yourself in any of my gripes, I still like you, but your behavior annoys the hell outta me. LOL. So here's some things that I don't like:

Broke people who eat out all the time. I can't stand when people complain about not having money but always have a takeout box from Olive Garden. Take your ass to the grocery store and cook your own food instead of spending $12.99 that you don't have.

Whiny ass men. I call them B.A.N.s. - Bitchazzniggaz. Always complaining about something like the world owes them something. Be a man, you sorry B.A.N. Stop whining all the damn time. You made your choice now live with the consequences.

People who smoke but don't have their own squares. Why should I spend my money to buy smokes just to give them to you? I understand every once in a while, but there are some cats that just never have their own cigarettes or black n milds. Beggin muhfuckas need to go to the store and get their own.

People who argue in public. This is the most embarrassing thing in the world. Nobody needs to know all your business. On those rare occassions that I go out, I would prefer not to have it ruined by your bickering.

People who have inappropriate personal conversations at work. There's a girl at my job who is always arguing with her babydaddy on the phone. Over the last year, I have learned way too much about their dysfunctional relationship. I just wanted to get a Sprite, I didnt need to hear about your STD's.

People who are loud and wrong. Just because you yell doesn't mean that your point is going to be any more valid. Try discussing things like a rational adult (and watching something besides videos.)

Women who don't do their hair. Anyone that knows me knows that I have a hair fetish. I have to clarify that I don't care how your hair is done, but just don't come out the house looking a hot mess and expect me to hold your hand in public.

People who call 5 or 6 times in a row. Damn, homey! I'm gonna call you back when I get a chance. Just leave a message. Calling me that much is only going to increase the chances of me avoiding you like the plague.

Women who bring up old shit. It's over. We already had this argument, why do you feel the need to rehash it? Thats not gonna accomplish anything. Please let it go. (I know that somebody is going to point out that I do the same thing, so I'm gonna just put it out there now. I am guilty of this, but I don't do it like you do it)

People who borrow money with no intentions of paying you back. They ask to hold something then make you chase them to get it back. Man, I wish I had some henchmen who could break a nigga's kneecap. I also hate it when you loan somebody money and then see them spending money stupidly, like buying liquor or lottery tickets.

People who talk to me in the bathroom. I have an aversion to public restrooms. Something about not knowing whose nasty ass was in the stall before you. I live close enough to work that I can go home to use the restroom. I know that's a little extreme but I hate when I am minding my business and some idiot decides he wants to hold a conversation. I have one simple rule: If your dick is out, shut your mouth.

Barbers who stop cutting hair to sing, argue, or make love on the phone. Barber shops are funny places. Some barbers seem to think your time is not worth a damn. I hate sitting in the chair with a half cut head while they try to remember who sang the original version of "Girl Tonight" It was Ready for the World, nigga! Now finish cutting my hair!

Men who brag on their dick. I dont know why, but for some reason some cats just feel the need to tell me who they are messing with. Thats some high school shit, bruh. A real man doesn't need validation from other men. Just do your thing, it ain't got nothing to do with me. Like Jigga said "what you eat don't make me shit."

Going shopping with women. Shout out to any of my ex's that are reading this. I can't take this. How many times do I have to be at New York and Company looking silly while you try clothes on. And the whole purse holding thing? You know I hate that, so don't be surprised when you hear a smart comment fall out of my mouth.

Women who run out of feminine hygiene products at the wrong damn time. You knew it was gonna happen. So why do I have to drive you to CVS to get tampons. Oh, and why does it take so long to pick them out? You know what brand you use, hell, I know what brand you use. Here's a bit of common sense: men do not like standing in that aisle, so hurry up!

People who yell at their children like they are adults. I almost left this one out because I wouldn't dream of telling people how to raise their kids. But I hate seeing parents berate and curse out their little children. They grow up so fast, let them have their innocence for awhile.

I got a million more, but this is getting too long. Let me know what some of your pet peeves are.

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