Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Tuesday's Tag

This week's tag comes courtesy of So...Wise...Sista. Anyone who wants to be brave and do this tag is welcome to it. Just a warning these are some impossible questions on this list. Also, if anyone has anymore questions to ask me, send em in. I'm gonna answer them on Friday.

1. If you could grab any famous person's azz, who would it be and why? Sanaa Lathan, b/c she is Sanaa Lathan
2. If you could switch lives with Paris Hilton, would you? No, but something tells me she is not as dumb as she looks.
3. If your best friend of the opposite sex was not your best friend, would you wanna hit? Who says I don't wanna now?
4. What's the last thing you stole? a mouse, it was easier than going to the store
5. Would you rather walk around smelling like food or smoke? Smoke
6. If you could give yourself head would you? How often? I don't want no dicks in my mouth, not even mine.
7. If yes, would that make you a homo? This is a trick question, aint it. But I am gonna say YES!
8. Is 'homo' a bad word? Nope, it means same.
9. If you could be another race which would you be and why? What are they in Brazil? They got some fly women there.
10. Think of your most passionate career dream...now would you elect to have that exact job today if you had to agree that on your 60th birthday you would get what Muhammad Ali got? Sure. Niggaz don't be living to 60 anyway.
11. If you could kill someone without going to jail or having violent flashbacks or guilt, would you? Nah, I ain't got the heart for that.
12. If you could know how/when you would die would you want to know? Hell no, I would be obsessing over ways to stop it for my whole life.
13. Would you want to have vision like those lights at nightclubs where you could see everything crawling on you, not just lint? Nope, but one time these chicks laced the blunt and I thought I saw stuff crawling on me.
14. What is your philosophy on life? It is what it is!
15. On death? I hope reincarnation is real
16. On virginity? I'm in my thirties. I better not be messing with no virgins. I ain't R. Kelly.
17. Which would you rather give up, TV or music? Ok, lets make a deal. After Lost and 24 go off the air, you can take TV.
18. If you could only listen to 3 songs for the rest of your life what would they be? What kind of fucking impossible question is this?!?! "Ribbon in the Sky" by Stevie Wonder. "Black Girl Lost" by Nas and "The Beautiful Ones" by Prince and the Revolution
19. Would you rather have true love or a great career? True Love, I'm not materialistic and I can adapt to any job.
20. What scene from a movie or TV show would you love to live? Trois, starring me, Sanaa Lathan and Gabrielle Union (or Amerie or Kerry Washingon) Hell, we can just call it Cinque(5).
21. Which blogger friend is most likely to lie on their taxes? I can't answer that one. I don't know them like that.
22. Which blogger friend is least likely to get married? You mean besides me??? (pause for pity) Ms New Booty, she be meeting some bird azz dudes.
23. If you could put your name on any book and say you wrote it what would it be? Native Son by Richard Wright.
24. Would you rather be a crackhead or a midget? Midget, b/c crack is whack.
25. Would you rather date a midget or a Nazi? Can i just masturbate instead?
26. Would you rather burn or freeze? Freeze, did I mention how impossible these questions are?
27. If you could beat up anyone on your list who would it be? Just the people who don't update. LOL
28. Would you rather be beautiful or brilliant? Why can't I be both? I'll take brilliant though. I can trick girls into liking me with my superior intellect.
29. Do you have a secret crush on anyone? Does Sanaa count?
30. Are you currently leading someone on? Nope, no time for games

For $1Million would you.......
Let Shaq kick you in the mouth?... Yeah, I can buy some new fronts
Be locked in a cage with a bear for 1 minute? 2 minutes? 3 minutes?... $1 mil wont do no good if I aint alive to spend it.
Chase down and bite a squirrel?... I would damn sure try.
Eat a shit shake (human and animal)? I can't do that Fear Factor shit.

It was written...


Blogger The Stiltwalker said...

I'd let Shaq kick me in the mouth. Then I could get a serious grill...

Tue Apr 18, 10:40:00 AM  
Blogger nikki said...

lol@stilt. will it be platinum?

lmao@"I don't want no dicks in my mouth, not even mine."

that was the best line out of a top notch post. if i was a guy and could suck my own dick, they'd have to have it surgically removed from my mouth cuz i'd be sucking it so much the skin off it would fuse to my gums.

Tue Apr 18, 10:58:00 AM  
Blogger Mocha_Grl said...

Ok, I'm gonna use this for my blog right about now..why?

a)cuz I'm too lazy to think and

b)so I won't get beat up for not updating!


Tue Apr 18, 01:54:00 PM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

Damn those alot of questions....Im still working on my 6 WEIRD things about me so I know this will take about 2 weeks to finish...

Tue Apr 18, 01:59:00 PM  
Blogger Cool AC said...

Lemme find out you are a Lostie!! I love that show!

And smart guys go waaaayy farther than the beautiful ones, good choice!

Tue Apr 18, 02:33:00 PM  
Blogger P said...

I'm glad someone else loves Trois! Trois 2 was the bomb, too.

We talking about some Academy Award type of sheeat!

YEAH. Right along with Uninvited Guest, with Mari Marrow and Mekhi Phiefer.

I love that B Movie sheeat!

Tue Apr 18, 03:17:00 PM  
Blogger chele said...

This post was crazy! Those questions reminded me of truth or dare. Food or smoke? Random azz grabbin? Sucking your own dick?

Tue Apr 18, 04:06:00 PM  
Blogger ScarlettRae said...

LMAO, T. Really? You would let Shaq kick you in the mouth? Classic.

Good to see you have such a great sense of humor!


Tue Apr 18, 04:11:00 PM  
Blogger i like liquor and tv said...

So I take it you ain't really feeling Sanaa Lathan?

lol@I don't want no dicks in my mouth, not even mine.

and lol@I'll take brilliant though. I can trick girls into liking me with my superior intellect.

Tue Apr 18, 05:07:00 PM  
Blogger Tenacious said...

Yeah that was crazy....LOL @ most of the answers

lol@I don't want no dicks in my mouth, not even mine.

^^^ U crazy for that. I don't think I would want my vagina in my mouth either...as my gay friend G says, "Fish is not on the menu tonight..."

Tue Apr 18, 10:46:00 PM  
Blogger T. Cas said...

@ stiltwalker - yep or some of those Denzel Washington porcelain veneers.

@ nikki - uh, thats a strange visual. *tries to get image out of head*

@ mocha - I wouldnt really beat you up. *changes name to Ike Casanova*

@ ms new booty - you cant think of 6 weird things about you? you better skip this one then

@ cool ac - yes, I watch Lost twice a week. Once for enjoyment and then the second time to try to catch the hidden stuff.

@ P - I cant tell if thats sarcasm or not, but Black Starz shows all the B movies. Me and my brother will occasionally check out a B movie and mock it incessentally

@ chele - I know! I saw this tag awhile ago and thought there was no way I could answer these questions.

@ ScarlettRae - First thing I would do is take my million and buy a gang of Aleve, Tylenol and Vicodin. LOL

@ Liquor and TV - I'm not really a groupie cat, but I'll stand outside her window with some binoculors and a dozen roses and scream like them white girls on TRL for her.

@ Tenacious - do you think gay guys would answer that question differently?

Wed Apr 19, 12:07:00 AM  
Blogger Tenacious said...

LOL...I think my friend G would be a little too giddy to slurp on his magic wand...I mean there is some information I don't want to hear coming from a gay guy's mouth....That's another posting

**Damn U Give Me Some Good Ideas!**

Wed Apr 19, 11:24:00 AM  
Blogger ChezNiki said...

These sound like those questions from the Blogger profile page...
I have a good MEME/Survey I lifted from my cousin on MySpace. Its on my page today (4/19). If you get bored again, feel free to use that one.

Wed Apr 19, 08:35:00 PM  
Blogger Sangindiva said...

This was pretty cool T cass.
just like you! :)

Fri Apr 21, 03:13:00 AM  
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