Sunday, April 09, 2006

It Takes Two

Inspiration - "It Takes Two" - Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock

What I'm Listening To - "Complex Simplicity" Teedra Moses

Question(s) I Asked Myself Today - "Damn, Soul Train still comes on? Are they still lip synching on that show?"

Tigerkiss has tagged me twice. So everybody blame her for me not posting the second part of the party story. By now, you know I don't tag nobody. If you wanna do this, feel free. Here goes tag # 1

The're to write 6 revealing, strange/quirky things about yourself on your blog and then tag 6 people to do the same....

1. I watch alot of TV shows that most Black men would never watch. My favorite show of all time is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I watch Gilmore Girls. I used to watch Friends, Will and Grace, The OC, etc. Name a show with White people in it, and chances are I either watch or used to watch it.
2. I can remember stuff that happened in the 70's and 80's, but I forget what I was saying just a few minutes ago. My short term memory is shot.
3. When I hear music, I have to either rap or sing along with it. I can't sing worth a damn anymore, but that doesn't stop me from trying. Oh yeah, if I hear an instrumental track, I have to freestyle to it. Doesn't matter what genre the music is, I am going to lay some rhymes over it.
4. I remain friends with all my exes, with the exception of the stalker. I don't ever have beef with them like most people.
5. I have very peculiar sleep habits. I sleep 100% better in the day than I do at night. When I go to sleep I have to have the TV on, preferably the History Channel, Court TV or National Geographic. It can't be anything too interesting or I will stay up all night watching, regardless of whether or not I have to go to work in the morning.
6. I don't wear shorts outside the house. My legs are about 4 shades lighter than the rest of me. I know that logically, that won't change unless they get some sun, but I still wont do it.

Here is Tag #2 which is a bunch of questions:

If you were to be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
Try to see what it's like to have people buy you stuff for no reason.

If you had to name the most difficult thing about being a teenager today, what would you say?
Growing up in a society where other teenagers are violent.

If you had to name the most embarrassing moment of your life, when was it?
In 11th grade, I wrote a love rap for this girl I had been feeling since the 7th grade. Her boyfriend found it and ran up on me outside of French class, hollering bout "Don't write my girl no more rhymes!" He then slapped me upside my head and would have done a lot worse had Mrs. Lebos not jumped in. That was pretty damn embarrassing.

If you had to name the most overrated actor in Hollywood, who would it be?
Kevin Costner - He just plays himself in every movie.

If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?
I wanna stop procrastinating, but I'll do that later.

If you could go back for one minute to the Garden of Eden and give Adam advice, what would you say?
Dawg, don't trust her!!!

If you were to name the best “I told you so” you ever got to deliver, what was it?
It wasn't a good thing, but I told Tori to quit messing with those random chicks. Then his girlfriend found out and left him. And he wanna come crying to me for help. I was like, "dawg I told you that shit was fucked up. Now you done lost a good woman."

If you were Whitney, what would you do for your next publicity stunt?Lawd.. lemme change this up.. cause I can’t do Madonna..LOL..
Not sure if I'm supposed to be writing about Whitney or Madonna, but either way, if they come out with a sex tape on the internet, they will get instant attention.

If you could have a lifetime 50 percent discount in any single store at your local mall, which store would it be in?
Radio Shack. I could clean up on some electronics.

If you could have one more pet, what kind would you get, and what would you name it?
Cupcake was supposed to give me her aquarium, but I didnt go get it. I want one of those Master P type gaudy aquariums with sharks and exotic fish. I would name them after my favorite rappers.

If you could have God perform one miracle today, what would you want it to be?
Give us a cure for HIV/AIDS

If you could spend next New Year’s Eve doing anything, what would you do, and with whom?
I always wanted to go to Times Square for New Years. Anybody wanna go with me?

If you were to set your country’s immigration policy, what would it be?
Enforce the current laws before we come up with more new hypocritical laws.

If you were given the power to settle the issue of gays in the military, what policy would you set?
Don't ask, don't tell works for me

If you could have one person you have lost touch with call you up tonight and invite you to dinner, who would you want it to be?
Boo Trotter... where the fuck you at, girl? I look for you every time I go to Savannah. How's my godchild? I hope she googles herself and finds this blog.

If you could change one thing about your love life, what would it be?
I would want it to be more defined, with less things up in the air.

If you could have prevented one book from ever having been written, which book would it be?
Mein Kempf by Hitler. That bullshit changed the history of the world.

If you have to name the best music album ever recorded, which would you select?
How bout asking me something easier like which testicle I like better? I guess I would go with Purple Rain by Prince. Illmatic by Nas and one Stevie Wonder album. (you pick which one you want.)

If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?
Gold does me no good if I can't spend it. How about a big ass gold mountain? I could just chip off pieces of it to buy more stuff.

If God were to whisper one thing in your ear, what would you like Him to say?
"The meaning of life is..."

There are my tags for the week. Nobody else better tag me for anything else this week. I'll be back tomorrow to either tell you about my weekend or finish the Party story. In the meantime check out my new Flickr badge on the side. I'm still not a good photographer, but I'm getting there. Peace.

It was written...


Blogger BBB_0202020 said...

I love it, so which testicle do you like better? lmao! Ur list is tight and I hope I don't get tagged for like a month, my bran was fried after these tags. And do you still have the "love rap". lol
don't be mad at me becuz I tagged you, (((hugz)))

Mon Apr 10, 05:35:00 AM  
Blogger chele said...

"Try to see what it's like to have people buy you stuff for no reason"

It's great!!!!!

Mon Apr 10, 09:06:00 AM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

Who woulda THUNK that about u? I love the YT shows too......Gotta have my WIll and Grace, Everybody loves Raymond, and King of QUeens..tell me u watch King of Queens that got to be the funniest show ever!!Comes on tonite @ 8 on CBS

Mon Apr 10, 09:49:00 AM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

Who woulda THUNK that about u? I love the YT shows too......Gotta have my WIll and Grace, Everybody loves Raymond, and King of QUeens..tell me u watch King of Queens that got to be the funniest show ever!!Comes on tonite @ 8 on CBS

Mon Apr 10, 09:50:00 AM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

Who woulda THUNK that about u? I love the YT shows too......Gotta have my WIll and Grace, Everybody loves Raymond, and King of QUeens..tell me u watch King of Queens that got to be the funniest show ever!!Comes on tonite @ 8 on CBS

Mon Apr 10, 09:50:00 AM  
Blogger BBB_0202020 said...

I love will and grace, Everybody loves raymond and Seinfeld I think that they are hilarious!!

Mon Apr 10, 09:57:00 AM  
Blogger nikki said...

lol@"dawg, don't trust her!"

these are some great answers! man, i can't WAIT for you to stop procrastinating. guess i'll be waiting forever, huh?

Mon Apr 10, 09:58:00 AM  
Blogger nikki said...

@tigerkiss...i used to love will and grace. i haven't watched it recently, though. i think it got kinda corny after grace married harry connick jr. i'm not even sure what happened after that. i take it they got divorced, but i would love for her to be able to find love and it not affect the humor of the show. i guess that's not possible though.

Mon Apr 10, 10:00:00 AM  
Blogger T. Cas said...

@ tigerkiss... the left one. I don't have the love rap no more, I destroyed that after the almost beat down. Seinfield was my all time fav back in the day. I still have a VHS tape of the last episode.

@ chele - I bet it is great *grumbles*

@ ms new booty - I check out the reruns to King of Queens. I came late so I'm still trying to play catch up.

@ nikki - I think I revealed my inner Caucasion with this one. I havent watched Will and Grace for awhile, but i probably will check out the last episode before it goes off the air.

Mon Apr 10, 10:06:00 AM  
Blogger Paula D. said...

Teedra's CD is still one of my favorites. Okay, I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer as well....I watch the repeats of the repeats. My favorite ;white' shows are:

Will & Grace
Spin City
The King of Queens (hilarious!)

Mon Apr 10, 10:30:00 AM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

SSHHHHHHHHHH don't tell anybody but I like the new pics :)

Mon Apr 10, 12:56:00 PM  
Blogger SistaGirl said...

I can't believe you actually watch all those're probably a chick flick watcher too huh..have you seen In Her Shoes yet LMAO..I can't stand Buffy the Vampire Slayer but I can't talk too much shit because my favorite show is Charmed..Shut up booty Girl I love me some King of Queens w/doug and carrie. Carrie is my role model LOL

Mon Apr 10, 03:10:00 PM  
Blogger Miz JJ said...

I like the Gilmore Girls. It's actually funny. And I use to watch Buffy as well, but I really kept that one undercover.

lol@ trying to get men to buy you stuff. That is hilarious.

Mon Apr 10, 04:13:00 PM  
Blogger cupcake27 said...

why you hating? you know what i am talking about....

Mon Apr 10, 04:31:00 PM  
Blogger That Girl Tam said...

I was THE biggest Buffy fan til I had my first son...he'd freak out everytime a demon would pop onto the screen and he'd cry so bad I'd have to change the channel! I can't watch Charmed anymore because REAL witches don't have powers like that...and because I'm secretly jealous that I don't have powers like that!! HAHAHA

Mon Apr 10, 06:40:00 PM  
Blogger T. Cas said...

@ paula d. - I used to watch the repeats on FX. I be trying to tell people BTVS is a good show, but they just don't listen.

@ Ms. New Booty - It ain't gotta be a secret. Tell the world.

@SistaGirl - I used to watch Charmed, but the whole Leo is killing whitelighters thing was when I stopped. It seemed like they started repeating themselves and I am not a chick flick watcher, but if its well written I will check it out.

@ miz jj - I got turned on to Gilmore Girls by mistake. I couldnt find my remote and then I heard the dialogue and was hooked.

@ cupcake- what the hell are you talking about? Don't make me come down to the 2nd floor.

@ Tam - which power would you want? I'd want Pipers ability to freeze time. I would fuck with so many people. Just freeze a nigga and steal his wallet or hide his keys.

Mon Apr 10, 08:23:00 PM  
Blogger i like liquor and tv said...

I love Court TV too, only at night though...Forensic Files, Body of Evidence, the one about the rich people.

Mon Apr 10, 11:16:00 PM  
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