And Why Not?
Inspiration - "Mona Lisa" Slick Rick "I said, "It don't matter, see, I'm not picky/Let me spell my name out for you, it's Ricky/ R -- Ravishing,/ I -- Impress,/C -- Courageous; so careless/K -- for the Kangols which I've got, that I wear everyday/ and Y -- and why not?"
What I'm Listening To - "Take A Look Around" - Master Ace (1990)
Question(s) I Asked Myself Today - See Below
Why did I buy my tickets for the Roots and Talib a month ago and I still havent gotten them in the mail yet?
Why did I take joy in firing that woman yesterday?
Why did I wake up with my eye swollen shut?
Why did Michael shoot Ana Lucia and Libby on Lost last week?
Why I gotta wait for Monday to see what happens next on 24?
Why are these fools in my apt complex painting at 8:00 in the morning?
Why am I not mad that the annoying colleague is leaving even though it means more work for me?
Why are male bloggers (including myself, sometimes) so damn arrogant?
Why aren't there any good templates for male bloggers?
Why everybody wanna hook you up when you already got somebody, but not when you by yourself?
Why was there a dead bird on my patio?
Why my brother use my computer to download gospel music? Isn't that stealing?
Why do I complain when I get tagged and then wish someone would tag me?
Why am I a drama magnet?
Why do I sometimes censor myself on my own blog?
Why do I purposely avoid people instead of telling them to leave me alone?
Why are certain people gonna think that last question was about them, but it's not?
Why do I pay all that money for the premium cable package and I don't even watch anything on it except "The Sopranos"?
Why is hip hip so boring now a days? (I still love it though)
Why is it so easy to ask why and call it a post?
What I'm Listening To - "Take A Look Around" - Master Ace (1990)
Question(s) I Asked Myself Today - See Below
Why did I buy my tickets for the Roots and Talib a month ago and I still havent gotten them in the mail yet?
Why did I take joy in firing that woman yesterday?
Why did I wake up with my eye swollen shut?
Why did Michael shoot Ana Lucia and Libby on Lost last week?
Why I gotta wait for Monday to see what happens next on 24?
Why are these fools in my apt complex painting at 8:00 in the morning?
Why am I not mad that the annoying colleague is leaving even though it means more work for me?
Why are male bloggers (including myself, sometimes) so damn arrogant?
Why aren't there any good templates for male bloggers?
Why everybody wanna hook you up when you already got somebody, but not when you by yourself?
Why was there a dead bird on my patio?
Why my brother use my computer to download gospel music? Isn't that stealing?
Why do I complain when I get tagged and then wish someone would tag me?
Why am I a drama magnet?
Why do I sometimes censor myself on my own blog?
Why do I purposely avoid people instead of telling them to leave me alone?
Why are certain people gonna think that last question was about them, but it's not?
Why do I pay all that money for the premium cable package and I don't even watch anything on it except "The Sopranos"?
Why is hip hip so boring now a days? (I still love it though)
Why is it so easy to ask why and call it a post?
posted by Rashan Jamal at 11:18 AM
20 Comments:
Don't you just love asking questions? I sure do! It makes for very easy post.
Why can't I wait until tonight so I can figure out what in the H-E-double-hockey-sticks Michael is doing?!?
"Why do I purposely avoid people instead of telling them to leave me alone?"
Screw this I don't do that anymore. I just say it and let it be.
Good questions, but it leads me to ask:
why did you wake up with your eye swollen shut?
and to say:
You better call Ticketmaster and find out where your tickets are!
and to lol @:
Why my brother use my computer to download gospel music? Isn't that stealing?
Amen.
"Why did I wake up with my eye swollen shut?"
Hmmm...last time that happened to me I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. He was a squirter. ;)
Thank you for the b-day wish...wait until the post ;-)
lmao@wise...a squirter? HAHAHA!
Why did I take joy in firing that woman yesterday? you've said it before...you're an asshole. lol
Why did I wake up with my eye swollen shut? was she a squirter? LMAO
Why I gotta wait for Monday to see what happens next on 24? they should rename that damn show 167 cuz that's how long a mofo gotta wait to get at it. btw, i don't even watch the show, yet was able to predict the bit about the prez. yes, i am brilliant.
Why are these fools in my apt complex painting at 8:00 in the morning? tell ya girl the squirter not to aim for the walls and maybe the painters wouldn't have to be there so early to cover up her 'artwork'.
Why am I not mad that the annoying colleague is leaving even though it means more work for me? is this the miami dude? if so, he's annoying enough to make a person appreciate a lobotomy.
Why are male bloggers (including myself, sometimes) so damn arrogant? does that matter? the world is focused around me and therefore, that question is insignificant.
Why aren't there any good templates for male bloggers? cuz real men don't blog, that's why.
Why everybody wanna hook you up when you already got somebody, but not when you by yourself? why ask why? just tell them you're available and they'll leave you alone.
Why was there a dead bird on my patio? shouldn't that bird be a skeletal figure by now?
Why my brother use my computer to download gospel music? Isn't that stealing? yeah. might as well get him adept at the skill...he's clergy, right?
Why do I complain when I get tagged and then wish someone would tag me? cuz you want to appear as though you're indifferent and/or annoyed when someone tags you, yet secretly you're saying to yourself "yay! you love me! you think i'm interesting!
Why am I a drama magnet? because of your iron will. get it? iron? mercury? hehehe
Why do I sometimes censor myself on my own blog? because you want people to know of you what you want them to know so that they find you appealing yet vulnerable because of what you choose to expose about yourself. you don't want them to know everything because then you're no longer mysterious and girls like mystery. plus, you don't want to hurt some folks feelings.
Why do I purposely avoid people instead of telling them to leave me alone? because you don't like conflict. you prefer for folk to just go away instead of having them believe you're a bad guy cuz you told them to go away.
Why are certain people gonna think that last question was about them, but it's not? i love that carly simon song. i just hate it when she did the remix with janet. that was kind of creepy.
Why do I pay all that money for the premium cable package and I don't even watch anything on it except "The Sopranos"? are you the same guy who pays for the premium phone package and the only thing you use is the call waiting feature? if so, there's a pattern here that needs to be addressed.
Why is hip hip so boring now a days? (I still love it though is hip-hop boring or is it just the older hip-hop fan is boring?
Why is it so easy to ask why and call it a post? for the same reason it's so easy to invade iraq and call it a 'rescue mission'...why put effort into the task when people are so stupid they'll accept it either way?
can you tell nikki had time on her hands today? i thought so...
lol@ same reason it's so easy to invade Iraq and call it a 'rescue mission'
Beautiful Nikki, just beautiful
YO EYe was shut cuz u fired that poor woman
i used to fire people everyday at the staffing agency I worked at...only thing was, I'd usually end up getting them another job somewhere else!
Uhhh...LOST!!! I was trippin last night, have you watched it. All I have to say is why didn't Eko and John rewind the tape and see who shot Libby and Ana!!!
@ cool ac - Lost didnt even give us any more Michael info, but that new hatch was cool
@ stiltwalker - but why don't I do that? That was the question
@ Mocha - a grown ass man got pink eye. Ticket master says I will recieve them within 2 days of the show and I am going to call my brother out on the gospel stealing thing. That should be funny.
@ sistagirl - you are officially banned from using the phrase "the bomb" and no I dont want no flowers on my blog. I'm a real man, damn it!
@ so...wise...sista - LMAO @ squirter. but for future reference, there will be no discussion of male ejaculation that does not involve me.
@ tenacious - hurry up and post, I know you got some funny stuff to write.
@ nikki - don't be dissing 24... when I said hip hop is boring I meant that there arent that many artists I get excited about anymore, back in the day I would watch Rap City or Yo! anticipating a new joint everyday. Now its all the same. Even though I'm older, I still can appreciate the young cats who got lyrics, it just is not on display as much.
@ Chris - thanks,
@ free agent - nope, they been trying to get rid of her for 3 years and I finally did it. She aint a poor anything.
@ unsaid - I was saying the same thing, they should have been looking for tapes.
It is a post, baby. I'm not even going to attempt to answer these questions ... except ... I wonder if your eye was swollen shut because the lady you fired came by and clocked you in your sleep.
BTW -- real men love flowers.
I love these why posts. I think the reason people want you more when you're with someone than when you're single is because you exert more pheremones when you're getting some. All of a sudden every woman senses that another woman has you and they want you now. Lol.
Why am I gonna bite this post and call it a post tomorrow??
Why am I probably gonna do a why post tonight lol....and why am I getting off work early to somewhat play hooky and take my dog to the vet....I deserve a day to BS....
I'm cracking up at your WHY post because I almost did the same thing today. I was mad at any and everybody and had a whole slew of WHYS.
And I hear you on the cable thing. We pay over $100 a month for cable and The Sopranos is all I watch. I upgraded just to watch that. Silly me. Needless to say when the season is over I will probably cancel cable all together.
What's up? I'm just stopping byt to say hello. I need to catch up on all of my blog reading this weekend.
Have a good one!
@ chele - I already got my money set aside for when she slash my tires.
@ miz jj - thats a good scientific explanation. I thought it was cuz people are stupid.
@ phoenix - its all yours.
@ honey libra - everybody need a play hooky day every now and then
@ the goddess - I want to cancel it, but I think I'm gonna wait to see when The Wire comes back
@ N Search - have a great weekend, too!
The Roots came here last night, but I saw them last year and was disappointed (they didn't play any old stuff), so I refused to go last night.
lol..male bloggers are arrogant because there are only a few of yall. So us ladies get excited whenever yall post. You can post the topic, oatmeal vs. grits, and we'd be all over it.
I feel you on avoiding people instead of telling them to leave you alone. I think we just like to avoid confrontation.
LOL
what is hip hip?
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