I Hate Y'all Too
Inspiration - "I Love The Dough" Notorious B.I.G. "Ain't shit changed/except the number after the dot on the Range/ way niggaz look at me now, kinda strange/I hate y'all too/Rather be in Carribean sands with Rachael/It's unreal/out the blue Frank White got sex appeal/Women used to go, "Ewww!"
What I'm Listening To - "The Professional 2" - DJ Clue
Question(s) I Asked Myself Today - "When she start looking good?" And no I'm not going to tell you who I'm talking about.
I'm a hater. I ain't afraid to admit it. Sometimes I have a good reason to hate, but other times its some irrational stuff. Here's a tongue in cheek list of some of the people and things that I hate. Don't take it too seriously.
1. I hate that R&B singer Joe. I don't have a good reason for this. I just been hating him since like 96 and I see no good reason to stop now. I think he's a bootleg R. Kelly who can do no right in my book.
2. To a lesser extent I hate Avant. He just irks me in his videos trying to look all sincere with his subpar lyrical ass. I also hate that I like his song "4 minutes"
3. I hate forwarded emails. Please if any of you are thinking of sending me an email that ends with "send this to 10 people you love" or "forward this to 9 people in the next 90 minutes", DO NOT DO IT!!! I ain't gonna read it and I ain't gonna send it to no one else.
4. I hate Black comedians whose only jokes are the differences between Black people and White people. If I hear "White people can't dance" or "You know a Black mother woulda beat his ass" one more time, I'm gonna snap. We different I get it, and it's not funny anymore.
5. I hate that actor Leon. That dude just looks like a molester to me. And what's the deal with the one name. You ain't famous enough to drop your last name.
6. I hate rap songs about weed that reference Bob Marley. That is the least original rhyme ever. Everybody knows Bob Marley smoked marijuana. Come up with a new metaphor, like "I smoke more weed than Willie Nelson" or something.
7. I hate that every rapper and singer has their own record label. Just cuz you got a hit single doesnt make you an executive. It seems to me that its an excuse to put on their less talented friends. Even worse are the ones who havent even made it big yet and try to start a label. Man, we don't even know you, what makes you think that we wanna hear your untalented homeboy or cousin.
8. I hate Tyler Perry movies and plays. This one is completely irrational cuz I ain't never even seen none of them. They just look corny to me.
9. I hate so called "reality tv." First of all, ain't none of this real. It's all manufactured drama. Second of all, theres always a token angry Black person or a crying White person. I wanna just tell them that this is TV and it ain't that serious.
10. I hate courtroom TV shows and TV talk shows. Where do they find these people who are willing to embarrass themselves in front of a nationwide audience. I saw a Maury show last month, where a chick brought 13 different dudes on the show trying to see which one was her baby daddy. It was just ridiculous. But then again I probably am ridiculous too cuz I watched it and now I'm complaining about it.
11. I hate Entertainment gossip. I don't care who is dating who, or how such and such lost the baby weight. My only exception is Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston cause that shit is funny as hell.
12. Nikki, this one is for you. I hate inspirational movies. I get the whole appeal of the underdog, but if you seen one of these movies you've seen them all. I don't need to see Coach Carter if I already seen Lean on Me, or Dangerous Minds, or Stand and Deliver. Heres the formula: rough kids meet an inspirational teacher, give them a hard time, eventually come to trust them and then win some sort of competition. Just not my cup of tea.
13. I hate when people assume that I'm messing with every female they see me with. In the immortal words of the Pied Piper of R&B: "just because you see me with her /doesn't mean I'm creepin' with her.
14. I hate people that try to catch me up in their drama. I try to stay out of beef and petty arguments. I like to think that I'm a laid back individual who can get along with most anyone. I'm not chosing sides .
15. I hate when I got 14 things I hate and can't think of # 15
Okay that's enough. Now it's your turn. What or who do you hate? It better not be me. LOL
It was written...
What I'm Listening To - "The Professional 2" - DJ Clue
Question(s) I Asked Myself Today - "When she start looking good?" And no I'm not going to tell you who I'm talking about.
I'm a hater. I ain't afraid to admit it. Sometimes I have a good reason to hate, but other times its some irrational stuff. Here's a tongue in cheek list of some of the people and things that I hate. Don't take it too seriously.
1. I hate that R&B singer Joe. I don't have a good reason for this. I just been hating him since like 96 and I see no good reason to stop now. I think he's a bootleg R. Kelly who can do no right in my book.
2. To a lesser extent I hate Avant. He just irks me in his videos trying to look all sincere with his subpar lyrical ass. I also hate that I like his song "4 minutes"
3. I hate forwarded emails. Please if any of you are thinking of sending me an email that ends with "send this to 10 people you love" or "forward this to 9 people in the next 90 minutes", DO NOT DO IT!!! I ain't gonna read it and I ain't gonna send it to no one else.
4. I hate Black comedians whose only jokes are the differences between Black people and White people. If I hear "White people can't dance" or "You know a Black mother woulda beat his ass" one more time, I'm gonna snap. We different I get it, and it's not funny anymore.
5. I hate that actor Leon. That dude just looks like a molester to me. And what's the deal with the one name. You ain't famous enough to drop your last name.
6. I hate rap songs about weed that reference Bob Marley. That is the least original rhyme ever. Everybody knows Bob Marley smoked marijuana. Come up with a new metaphor, like "I smoke more weed than Willie Nelson" or something.
7. I hate that every rapper and singer has their own record label. Just cuz you got a hit single doesnt make you an executive. It seems to me that its an excuse to put on their less talented friends. Even worse are the ones who havent even made it big yet and try to start a label. Man, we don't even know you, what makes you think that we wanna hear your untalented homeboy or cousin.
8. I hate Tyler Perry movies and plays. This one is completely irrational cuz I ain't never even seen none of them. They just look corny to me.
9. I hate so called "reality tv." First of all, ain't none of this real. It's all manufactured drama. Second of all, theres always a token angry Black person or a crying White person. I wanna just tell them that this is TV and it ain't that serious.
10. I hate courtroom TV shows and TV talk shows. Where do they find these people who are willing to embarrass themselves in front of a nationwide audience. I saw a Maury show last month, where a chick brought 13 different dudes on the show trying to see which one was her baby daddy. It was just ridiculous. But then again I probably am ridiculous too cuz I watched it and now I'm complaining about it.
11. I hate Entertainment gossip. I don't care who is dating who, or how such and such lost the baby weight. My only exception is Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston cause that shit is funny as hell.
12. Nikki, this one is for you. I hate inspirational movies. I get the whole appeal of the underdog, but if you seen one of these movies you've seen them all. I don't need to see Coach Carter if I already seen Lean on Me, or Dangerous Minds, or Stand and Deliver. Heres the formula: rough kids meet an inspirational teacher, give them a hard time, eventually come to trust them and then win some sort of competition. Just not my cup of tea.
13. I hate when people assume that I'm messing with every female they see me with. In the immortal words of the Pied Piper of R&B: "just because you see me with her /doesn't mean I'm creepin' with her.
14. I hate people that try to catch me up in their drama. I try to stay out of beef and petty arguments. I like to think that I'm a laid back individual who can get along with most anyone. I'm not chosing sides .
15. I hate when I got 14 things I hate and can't think of # 15
Okay that's enough. Now it's your turn. What or who do you hate? It better not be me. LOL
It was written...
posted by Rashan Jamal at 1:33 AM
31 Comments:
Tyler Perry is an extremely talented brother trying to make more African-American movies. We need to support him otherwise all we got is Spike.
HAHAHAHAHA...aiight, where do i start??
first off, i'm SOOOOOOO right there with you on all of 'em except for 1, 2, 5, 8, and 12. i agree with you about leon and the one name thing. i remember when i first heard he was doing that. the first thing i remember saying was "madonna put his ass up to this..."
i will not defend inspirational movies cuz we've had that discussion although i still think you're wrong on some levels. yeah, there's a formula and many, many movies follow it. not all of 'em are like that, though. damn, i ended up defending them anyway...
folk who can't see you with female friends are folk who don't have platonic friends of the opposite sex. they might have folk they hang with of the opposite sex but those are probably "penis in the jar" type brothas, not actual platonic friendships.
LOL
I'm with you on most of these. I'm a part time hater myself :-)
Oh yeah for your info, the ex gave Light Bright the number :-) Of course that constituted a voicemail message!
LOL!! Amen. I'm feeling you on most of these. And yes, I have this thing against Joe too, but I couldn't tell you what it is!
I'm a p/t hater too. Here's 2:
1) I hate actors that do a bio-pic and then start acting like who they played in real life. i.e. anyone see Joaquin in interviews after Walk the Line?
2) Songs that say "I wanna lady in street but a freak in the sheets". Yes. Okay. We get it already. You wanna us to turn you out but keep the pussy on lock...if the dick's that good we will.
@ kush - he may be talented, but I'll never know cuz I'm hating.
@ nikki - I thought I was gonna get more of a rise outta you on the inspirational movie one
@ tenacious - part time hater? damn that should have been the title of the post
@ chris - I feel you on people that take a long time to get to the point. I usually already have the answer formulated in my mind before they finish
@ stiltwalker - I forgot about the ball players who think they can do whatever they want
@ mocha - jamie foxx did that shit too. Its like I get it you won an Oscar, but you arent really Ray Charles
I hate #13 as well, like 2 attractive people can't be friends....*lol*
Well, yea in those cases we were doing something, but why the speculations?
But if you see me with someone ugly...then don't even think about it..but they still do and I hate that...*lol*
lol@TCas. Good list!
OK, first off I thought everyone knew Leon was gay. I don't think people know who his boyfriend is...I'm not gonna put this on blast though. So it's probably the gay vibes that you're hating, not any molester vibes.
lol@Joe, Avant, etc. Don't you hate it when Ghost has an almost dope song, but he got one of these type cats singing the hook?
lol@#12...Inspirational movies. Let me take it one step further..and I was about to do a blog on this. How about the movies where a white person "rescues" the poor black people. Like the one with Michelle Pfeifer and those kids, and shoot, Gone With the Wind (I hated that movie).
and Black comedians and the racial jokes. That's my pet peeve! I think Family Guy made fun of this. That's why I hate DL Hughley. That's the only material that he's got. Til this day, he'll go on Regis and Kelly and tell those same jokes. Yeah we get it, black people spank their kids, don't take no mess, and run when the see the crowd running.
I hate people who call me on the phone to chit-chat. Don't you have anything better to do?
I hate when people assume that children with bad grades have a learning disability or have ADD and are so quick to suggest a prescription. Maybe those bad ass kids are just lazy!
I hate when people act surprised when I tell them I've been married! Why is it always assumed that single black mothers have never been married? Bastards!!!!
I hate when people act surprised when they find out that I'm published. Damn, can't a Black woman string two sentences together!
Enough already ... my pressure is going up!
I hate to be lied to about stupid sh*t. With all the effort they go through to lie, it's just so much easier to keep it real.
I hate it when people smack when they eat or chew gum.
I hate fake people.
I hate it when people can't spell correctly, but yet are quick to call someone else stupid lol.
I hate how high the gas prices are.
I hate getting up in the morning to go to work.
Hell, I just hate mornings period.
I could go on for days....
lol@mocha on the 'lock da pussy down'. HAHAHA
i didn't know i was supposed to add my own list of things i hate. let me do so now.
i hate when people use the terms 'ghetto' or 'country' only in derogatory terms, lumping all things negative and ignant with folk from the ghetto or rural areas.
i hate when folk assume just cuz i have locs that i'm rasta and/or some cerebral spirit who is too laid back to have a temper.
i hate folk who spend their time in public 'dissing' other folk, i.e. "look what SHE got on!!!"
i hate folk who lack the balls to just 'tell it'. TELL IT DAMNIT.
i hate halle berry. not cuz she's beautiful, but because her beauty has made her appear more talented when in fact she cannot act.
i hate the show 'cops' cuz it's not educating folk about criminals, they're only exploiting said criminals and their situations. crime has not gone down as a result of the existence of this show, nor have folk become more empathetic about the folk who turn to a life of crime. i wish that fucking show would just DISAPPEAR.
i absolutely loathe folk who think because of their 'education' they are somehow smarter than other folk who don't dress, talk, or behave like them.
i absolutely loathe folk who pontificate about 'black folk issues' only focusing on the negative (yeah, that's you, cosby boy), which in turns contributes to the low sense of self-esteem many black folk in impoverished areas feel because they assume nothing good grows in the ghetto.
I don't think that I can write down what I hate on because I'm sitting here in stitches screaming over what all of y'all are saying.
@ Kush: Tyler Perry being talented is subject to both admiration and ridicule. Some thing he is brilliant who have tapped in an otherwise untapped market. Others thing he is projecting stereotypes and is running a modern day 'chitlin circuit', so I do respect T Cas' opinion.
And Although I love Spike (very much), we have so many other actors and directors whose movies don't see the light of day because they are not penetrating the market for any number of reasons.
Okay, now that that is out of the way.
First off. Everybody's comments are hilarious. But I have decided to camp on just few. . .
@ TCas: HAHAHA @ Joe: Joe comes out with a cut out of nowhere, what, like every two or three years, and then disappears into oblivion.
Re: Forward emails: Don't you hate the ones with the "Free Ice Cream" and "Free Computers" and "Women, be Careful", all that sheeat.
Re: Leon - LMAO @ Looking like a molester. The funny thing is, they always give him these lover man playa roles. He looks like his pendulum definitely swings in the other direction.
Re: Rappers/Own Label. Add to that Singers/Clothing line, and Singers being Actors. Give me a frigging break.
@ Mocha: LMAO @ Actors living out their roles. No, Joaquin you are NOT Johnny Cash, and Jamie was getting on my dayum nerves. I think that's why at first I had a little 'hater' beef with Gold Digger, I was like WTF? This is a Ray Charles song, I hope he doesn't think he's came up with some new sheeat!
I'm truly skipping over many that I also loved because I have overstayed my welcome, already.
Holla at yo gurl.
Love yours Nikki, especially the last two.
But I forgot to add: I hate white people who try and have you as their 'cool black friend'.
Being friends with you shows the world: a)they really aren't racist(see I hang out with one), and
b)they're so very cool, I mean black people are sooo into music and sports and shit so if one of them is hanging out with me, I must be cool.
@ Mocha:
You gotta stop clowning. I have to get back to work! :)
I love it, you guys are nuts. Since I am at work, I cant respond individually, but keep them coming.
I think Joe is very underrated.......I think today's singers success is based more on their looks than their actual voices..both male and female
I dont forward those type of emails neither
Thats gangsta!!!!
Dont be hating on NElly and EM'
Tyler Perry movies are good....Good date movies.....
cas is straight HATIN on joe. come on..."what your man won't do" is a friggin CLASSIC!
lmao@mocha...i'm that 'cool black friend' for a number of white folk. i'm not even sure how it happened, either.
rofl@them Joe lyrics
I just thought of something else that I hate. That Sweet 16 show on MTV. OK the show is annoying, but I mean it just takes my hatred to an HNL (Hol Nuva Level) when I see a boy on the show acting like a male Diva..or as one guy called himself a Divo.
lmao@those damn lyrics. aiight...but did he write them? PLEASE SAY HE DIDN'T WRITE THOSE LYRICS.
Oh and if you're a whiny brat and they stop your Super Sweet 16 party because "There's a suprise outside", quit acting confused like you don't know what's going on. You got a new car dummy.
another thing I hate is that I had to type this twice because blogger went down.
I FUCKING HATE THAT SUPER SWEET 16 SHOW.
whichever one was the one where la reid's son was on it...that boy needs to be spanked with a 2x4.
I dont care if he wrote that or not. There aint no way I'm going on wax or cd with them lyrics. It would be time for a serious rewrite.
I hate Super Sweet 16 too.
and what's worse is that those lyrics take place at the 'crescendo' of the damn song, too. i mean, he's SCREAMING those lyrics.
i remember hearing that and thinking at the time "what my momma got to do with this?" but i never paid much more attention to it than that. seeing it typed out here without the music makes it sound absolutely ridiculous.
but i still love that song...although not as much as 'what ya man won't do'.
@t.case & nikki,
Naw those lyrics are ridiculous, and if didn't write it, it's even worse cuz he thought they wre ok to sing.
But what this reminded my of is...do either of you remember the group Next and the song "Butta Love"? Nobody at work knows wtf i'm talking about...but they used to have these lyrics:
You've got it goin' on, word is bond, sundress with platforms/
Feet pedicure with no corns...oh no that used to drive me crazy. corns? what are we really talking about here?
HELL YEAH!!!!!!! I remember that song and their other one "You're making it hard for me" LOL
What happened to R%B cats lyrical ability?
good LAWD@mocha...next had WACK LYRICS.
let's not even go into r kelly's 'you remind me of my jeep' episode.
@t...i'm not sure what happened to the lyrical ability. maybe they figured it wasn't worth the effort to put into it cuz folk would buy the crap anyway.
what i wouldn't give for a 'songs in the key of life' type cd in this era.
LMAO and so feeling what you are saying in #3. I hate that shit to!
U know I wanna know who started looking good right?!?!
U hate enterntainment gossip and I love it, LOL.
I will admit it that I love that song 'All the things your man won't do' by Joe. Love it!
Love your list.
Tyler Perry movie are basically inspirational movies. His movies are terrible. They actually kind of illustrate my list.
My list:
I hate how a lot of black magazines (especially Ebony) are constantly telling educated black women to date blue collar men. Now I don't think you should act all siddity and think you're too good for a man who works a blue collar job, but I resent the implication. It's like if don't get off your high horse and date a janitor then you'll die alone. It's insulting. I hate that shit.
Lots of good hate going on in the comments section...
@ nsane- yeah, what makes people think that I roll with ugly chicks. LOL
@ liquor and tv - I'm gonna need you to spill the Leon info. Hit me up on the IM. Does that count as entertainment gossip?
@ chele - I had a conversation/debate about ADD with someone a while back.
@ living single - I'm guilty of the smacking while chewing gum. A friend of mine called me out on that and I didnt even realize I was doing it.
@ P - you could never overstay your welcome. Feel free to add your 2 cents at anytime.
@ free agent - I know some people like Joe, he just irked me back in the day and I am holding a grudge.
@ "N" search - I could tell you who it is b/c you don't know her, but other people who read my blog would have something to say about that
@ Miz JJ - nah, you shouldnt have to settle. Let the man step his game up. I havent read Ebony in years.
Dude...I obviously missed the boat on this one, but excellent post!
I am all the way with you on:
- Avant - such a corny name...who are you and where are you from? Also, could you cut a song sans another F-list artist???
- Leon - um, dude, you ain't that famous...where is yo last name?
- Tyler Perry movies. I commented the other day that I will go to my grave proudly as the only black person to NEVER watch one of these films. Don't think so...chalk that one up to the pure bourgie in me.
WONDERFUL post!
Rap songs about prostitutes and the skrip club! You like big booty, and women who give you money after having sex with somebody else. Okay we get it! Now PLEASE find something else to rap about! Who ever thought we would miss Eminem???? Even Bubba Sparxx is rapping about the strip club?!??!?
Just heard a song called, "Good Googly Moogly (That thang is juicy)" by Project Pat. All those artists out there trying to get on...and somebody produced THIS?
Oy Vey!
You ain't right. You need Jesus.
Why can I see you in Chapelle's Player Hater's Ball Right now?
LOL. Great Post, T.
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