Sick With The Pen/No Physician In The World Could Fix Him
Inspiration - "Excuse Me Again (La La La)" Jay-Z and Pharrell Sick wit the pen nigga, no physician/ in the world could fix him/No prescription/you could prescribe to subside his affliction/He's not a sane man, He's more like rain man twitchin/'You can't rain dance on his picnic/No Haitian voodoo, no headless chickens/can dead his sickness/No Ouija board/ you can't see me dog, nigga you "CB4"
What I'm Listening To - The Beautiful Mixtape - Talib Kweli
Question(s) I asked myself today- "How the f*ck did I get sick?"
I only get sick every 4 years. I was sick in 2004 right after Bush got reelected and 4 years before that when Bush stole the first election. I like to call it the W virus. I was just bragging on my immune system's d*ck the other day. I got all pompous like "I don't get sick." So imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning sick as a dog. I guess I should have knocked wood or something.
I awoke with a start around 7:00 to a sneezing fit. The staccato rhythm to my sneezing was like a Tito Puente drum solo. It's about 35 degrees outside but I was sweating like Patrick Ewing at the foul line. My mind started racing trying to figure out how I got sick. I'm very careful about germs. Some would say that I'm OCD about it. I don't shake hands unless absolutely necessary and I wash my hands religiously. I keep antibacterial hand gel on my desk at work. If I sense that someone is sick, they are banned from my home until I see a doctor's note clearing them to return. Okay, so that's a little bit of an exaggeration but you get my point. I take pride in not succumbing to illness.
I have to avoid germs, because when I get sick I am a big f*ckin baby. Ain't no need in lying. I revert to my childhood persona and need to be waited on hand and foot. I remember back in 2000 when I had a 101 temperature, I lost my damn mind. My ex girlfriend had to do everything for me short of wiping my ass. I milked that shit for all it was worth as she brought me soup and medicine and took my temperature. I even remember sending her back to the store because the orange juice she got me didn't have pulp. I just can't handle being sick. And now that I am living by myself, hold on (ah-choo X7), I ain't got nobody to take care of me. I need to shake this off now.
Okay, so I'm gonna get up now and hope that a steaming hot shower will clear my sinuses. I really don't want to go to work today, but I will. Hopefully, people will take pity on me and leave me alone. I'm thinking that this is a 24 hour thing, but I'm not sure. If anybody knows Benny Hinn or Oral Roberts, send them my way; I could use a good faith healing right about now. I'll keep you posted.
It was written...
What I'm Listening To - The Beautiful Mixtape - Talib Kweli
Question(s) I asked myself today- "How the f*ck did I get sick?"
I only get sick every 4 years. I was sick in 2004 right after Bush got reelected and 4 years before that when Bush stole the first election. I like to call it the W virus. I was just bragging on my immune system's d*ck the other day. I got all pompous like "I don't get sick." So imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning sick as a dog. I guess I should have knocked wood or something.
I awoke with a start around 7:00 to a sneezing fit. The staccato rhythm to my sneezing was like a Tito Puente drum solo. It's about 35 degrees outside but I was sweating like Patrick Ewing at the foul line. My mind started racing trying to figure out how I got sick. I'm very careful about germs. Some would say that I'm OCD about it. I don't shake hands unless absolutely necessary and I wash my hands religiously. I keep antibacterial hand gel on my desk at work. If I sense that someone is sick, they are banned from my home until I see a doctor's note clearing them to return. Okay, so that's a little bit of an exaggeration but you get my point. I take pride in not succumbing to illness.
I have to avoid germs, because when I get sick I am a big f*ckin baby. Ain't no need in lying. I revert to my childhood persona and need to be waited on hand and foot. I remember back in 2000 when I had a 101 temperature, I lost my damn mind. My ex girlfriend had to do everything for me short of wiping my ass. I milked that shit for all it was worth as she brought me soup and medicine and took my temperature. I even remember sending her back to the store because the orange juice she got me didn't have pulp. I just can't handle being sick. And now that I am living by myself, hold on (ah-choo X7), I ain't got nobody to take care of me. I need to shake this off now.
Okay, so I'm gonna get up now and hope that a steaming hot shower will clear my sinuses. I really don't want to go to work today, but I will. Hopefully, people will take pity on me and leave me alone. I'm thinking that this is a 24 hour thing, but I'm not sure. If anybody knows Benny Hinn or Oral Roberts, send them my way; I could use a good faith healing right about now. I'll keep you posted.
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posted by Rashan Jamal at 8:47 AM
8 Comments:
that sucks!
i would suggest drink plenty of water, stay away from caffeinated beverages and sugars. get some vitamin c, eat soups preferably chicken broth or something like that. oh, and don't eat food high in salt. all of this is to help your body flush it out.
and stop staying up so late if you can help it. i know that's a task cuz of the sleeping issue, but your body needs rest.
oh, and HAHAHA!
don't brag about stuff cuz as soon as you do, it breaks down. so in other words, don't say shit about your car unless you want a mechanic's bill.
@ nikki, thanks for the tips, but I don't think I'll need them. I'm feeling much better already. I guess I just needed to get my self moving. my immune system is still a bad muhfucka. *knocks wood*
damnit. it would have been good for you to be wrong for once.
Awww poor baby...dudes turn into the BIGGEST punks when they get sick!!! SUCK IT UP MAN!!!! If I get sick, I still have to take care of myself, go to work AND take care of my 4 kids (my husband is included in that count btw). Take some theraflu, drink a gang of water and SUCK IT UP!!!
Feel better!!
thanks ladies. I'm good now. It's like I made a miraculous recovery.
@ Tam, I know I need to suck it up, but at least I know I act like a baby. Admitting is the first step to recovery.
didn't you have a chicken sandwich yesterday...LOL
LMAO @ anonymous, you almost made me call out your first, middle and last name on my blog. Don't tell errbody about the chicken. They don't need to know about that.
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