Didn't I Tell You To Space These Tags Out?

Time for another patented So...Wise tag. She really asks some unique questions. If you were not one of the 72 people she tagged, feel free to grab this one for your blog. Without any further adieu, lets get to it:

1. If you could be doing what you really want to be doing for a living, what would it be? Making movies...no not that kind of movies, I mean Hollywood movies... writing, directing, producing.

2. If you could slap the shit out of any famous person, alive or dead, who would it be? Isaiah Thomas - Quit fucking up my Knicks, son!!!

3. What's the dumbest decision you've made in the past 5 years? Blowing through the little bit of change I got from selling my grandfather's house after he died. I should have bought a Certificate of Deposit and let it sit there, but I wanted to have some fun.

4. Give up one for a year: (good) sex or (good) music. Can I have bad sex while listening to good music? But seriously, I am a sex camel. I can keep that stored up for awhile. I did it for the first 17 years of my life.

5. Dudes, would you rather have a big dick or a great sense of humor?Ladies, nice tits & azz or common sense? Gotta go with a great sense of humor. I'm sure there some well endowed brothas that can't get girls to even talk to them.

6. So you've been invited to an all expense paid Blogger Prom in The Bahamas. You're sitting at the bar on the beach. Which blogger do you want to join you for hours of good convo? So...Wise is trying to get me fucked up! How do I pick from all the ladies I read? Let's see, I already have talked to Nikki, so she's out. Liquor and TV and Tenacious, I can hit up on the IM. I think I would go with Missy, or NegroPino as she is calling herself now. I get the impression she would be fun at a bar ( and nice eye candy too.)

7. Which blogger would you most like to cuddle with on the beach? (and don't defer to your current signif other either. Infidelity won't count against you. Duh.) Are you serious with this one? Who do I choose? Well, it has to be someone I have seen pictures of and someone who wont get mad at me for telling the whole world that she is my blog crush. Hmm... I choose Mocha. So there, Nikki, I answered that shit.

8. You're going on a 5 hour road trip...which 5 CDs do you bring?
1 Ready to Die - Biggie
2. Illmatic - Nas
3. Sign of the Times -Prince (its a double CD)
4. The Minstrel Show - Little Brother
5. Who is Jill Scott? Jill Scott

9. Would you rather bury your children young or have your children bury you young? I am not a parent yet so I can't really answer this, but I think once it happens I would rather let my kids live for me.

10. What's your biggest insecurity? I have a fear of social settings where I dont know people. I always feel like I don't belong. Thats real talk right there.

11.What's the first blog you read every day...or however often you read them? (And I swear to God, don't be saying mine just cuz I'm the one asking...unless of course you really mean it. lol) I usually start with my first commenter, Nikki, unless she got a long ass post, then I go to Cocoa Girl because she always has topics that are easy to comment on. Sidenote: I'm gonna need some of y'all to update more frequently. I'm tired of going to your site, 3 times a day and there aint no new post. If you going on hiatus, let a brotha know so I dont keep cyber stalking your blog. Whew, it felt good to let that out. LOL

12. When's the last time you peed your pants? The fuck? Man I don't keep track of that. It had to be in elementary school.

13. Which was better, your first kiss or your first pay check? The first paycheck b/c I don't really remember the first kiss. I think it was Deidra, but I'm not sure. I can tell you my first check went straight to buy some CD's.

14. Do you have kids? Want kids? Have I ever told you about my 3 month rule? My male biological clock is ticking. The next woman I deal with for 90 days is gonna be my first baby mama. LOL. I want a girl and a boy.

15. You get dropped off at home after the office holiday party by your bitch azz boss that you can't effing stand...you exit the car and he peels out, runs a red light at your corner and rolls up an unsuspecting midget. The next day the midget watch groups are on TV outraged at the heartless hit and run, and are calling for any witnesses to please come fwd...that half dead midget has a family at home waiting on C-mas presents. Would you take $1000 hush money? $500? $100? A six pack? What's $1000 in comparison to that poor midgets life? I don't have no loyalty to the boss, especially if hes a bitch azz boss like the question says.

16. Live the rest of your life without your eyebrows or your fingernails? No eyebrows definitely. Without fingernails, I'd have to wear some of those creepy serial killer gloves or risk constant bleeding on stuff. I wonder how I would look with no eyebrows. If I shave them off, will they grow back?

17. What makes you angry? I don't get angry. Really, I don't. But if I had to come up with something, I would say when people lie to me and dont think the lie all the way through. I can respect a lie, but don't come half ass with your lie. I am a recovering liar, so I can recognize the signs.

18. What makes you horny? To quote the great K.C. Hailey "everytime I close my eyes, I wake up feeling so horny/ I can't get you outta my mind, sexing you be all I see." I think the normal stuff, like a nice looking woman who smells good and has nice lips. And if she loves hip hop, I might just skeet right there.

19. What makes you nervous? Questions # 6, 7, and 11. LOL Seriously, I get nervous when I see the cops, or when them student loan people call.

20. What makes you smile? That phone conversation I had with old girl the other day. She surprised the hell out of me with her flirting skills. Had my loquacious ass speechless and then called me out. Talking about "You smiling, ain't you!" I was like no, but I really was.