Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Pet Peeves Part 2

A long time ago, I wrote a piece about pet peeves. Since there were only a few people reading back then, I thought I would do an update of that post. If you see yourself in this list, don't kook out. It doesn't mean that I don't like you. These are just some things that get on my nerves and it's all in fun.

People that play the victim when they are the responsible party - I can't stand when people throw themselves a pity party about some shit that they did. It's one thing to not take responsibility, but it's even worse when they get all woe is me about that shit.

MySpace Spelling - eye fckn h8 dat sht. go 2 skool an lurn how 2 spll.

Internet Rumors - Its crazy to me how people say they heard this or that, but can't ever produce the evidence. I was told today that Kanye West came out of the closet and the story was on MTV News. I knew that wasn't true, but the "prove a nigga wrong" in me had to go to the website, just to show them that was bs. Now I ain't saying Kanye ain't the gay rapper, but the fake internet rumors are my pet peeve.

Sausage Parties - You know what these are right? This is when you are at a spot and there are nothing but men there. Collipark, if you are still reading, I'm gonna need you to invite some women over for Sunday. I don't care where you get them from, but I need some estrogen at the cookout. LOL

Using the bathroom on the phone - Maybe I'm OCD, but I don't like hearing other people's urine. There are some things I just don't have to be a part of. I could be in the middle of a conversation and all of a sudden hear some trickling, followed by the sound of a toilet flushing. I hate that. I don't know why it bothers me so much, but it just feels dirty. Not the good kinda dirrrty, but just nasty like I got pulled into a golden shower situation against my will. If you must do it, either tell me to hold on, or hit mute so I never know.

Beggin ass people - This one always gets on my nerves. There ain't nothing worse than someone who always want to hold something. Don't matter what it is: a lighter, some change, some of your lunch, a kidney. I hate people that never have anything of their own. There's this girl at work that has borrowed stuff from just about everybody in the building. Makes me sick...

Little kids rapping - When people see this, they often say "awww", but to me this is the antithesis of cuteness. It grates my nerves seeing kids rap off beat or talking about chains and grills that they know nothing about. And don't get me started about these kids who grow up and decide they wanna be tough guy rappers. Tell your ghost writer to stop that nonsense, cuz we ain't buying it.

R&B cats that wanna rap and Rappers that wanna sing - It hard to recognize R&B cats anymore. They singing love songs about hood life and c-walking in their videos. They just need to cut that stuff out, you ain't hard like that. And rappers trying to sing? Someone explain to me how Nate Dogg has a career? He can't sing, he doesn't rap, but he's on everyone's hooks. Ja Rule, Fifty and Nelly? Why you singing? That ain't your forte.

Women that dont want me to play Madden. - This is not so much an issue since I gave my Playstation 2 to my nephew, but why do women hate on Madden? Its a positive outlet for men. Sure, he may not really be listening to what you say, and yes his homeboys eat up all your food during a Madden tournament, and yes, he loves the game more than he loves you, but at least he ain't out screwing someone else.

Bloggers that email me to ask why I haven't commented in a while - Maybe I'm busy. Maybe I just don't feel your blog. Regardless, its my decision to read and I resent you trying to make me read your shit if I don't want to. I think this bothers me because I can't just be mean and tell them what I really think about them. I feel like this: if I don't like it, then I won't read it. I'm not gonna leave a comment telling you that I think you are a self indulgent, whiny little punk ass liar. I'd rather just leave.

Fox News Channel - I just get a real smug vibe of off everyone on this channel. It ain't even blatantly because of their political views, but I get a sense that they think anyone that disagrees with them is stupid. It doesn't seem like real journalism to me. I understand the editorial content will be slanted towards their own views, but this channel puts in opinions when doing regular news stories.

Spoiled Rich Kids - I blame MTV for this one. That Sweet 16 show and Laguna Beach show these rich kids who don't have to work for anything and expect everything. They all have these elitist, whiny voices that make me wanna do 3 things: 1slap the shit out of them, 2. rob them, 3. Drop them off in the hood somewhere and make them fend for themselves.

"The Black _____" - That phrase The Black ____ gets on my nerves. Let me explain. I hear people all the time saying "The Black Martha Stewart" or "The Black Donald Trump" or "The Black (Insert Celebrity or Pop Culture Icon here). It just rubs me the wrong way that we aspire to be somebody else. How about being "The Original Cleophus Watkins?"

Punk ass baby daddies - Not much needs to be said about this one. A man that won't take care of his kids is less of a man in my eyes. That is the most important job that you can have as a parent. And we wonder why our youth act the way they do. I'm not saying that everyone is gonna be Cliff Huxtable, but can you at least buy some diapers?

People who can't make their own decisions - Its hard enough for me to know what to do for myself without having to tell you what to do. I'm all for getting advice (in theory.) But the final decision is yours. Besides, if I tell you to do something, then it absolves you of your responsibilty as an adult and I'm not gonna do that.

What are your pet peeves? Do you share some of mine? Hit up the comments section and let a brother know.

It was written...

48 Comments:

Blogger The Stiltwalker said...

Personally I love sausage parties.

Oh and I always say "I'm about to pee" when I'm on the phone with someone.

Wed Aug 30, 09:56:00 AM  
Blogger thee modern isis said...

pet peeve number 1: when people are talking and they use "conversate" instead of "converse".. it just strikes a nerve with me.

pet peeve number 2: when people send me Myspace messages that either say "why you looking so mean ma?" or "Hi". First off.. I don't look mean shit.. but I'm not gonna smile 24/7. Secondly, Don't send me a email that don't contain atleast 2 sentences.

pet peeve number 3: when dudes wear tank tops and have those deoderant balls hanging from the underarm hair. Gross.

pet peeve number 4: people that double-dip in party bowls. Don't dip chips into salsa, eat it halfway and then dip again. Nasty ass.

There's more but then I'll be taking up the comment box room like Tenacious. lol

Wed Aug 30, 10:13:00 AM  
Blogger nikki said...

how come you don't comment on my shit anymore?!? LMAO

anyway, not all women hate on madden. in fact, some of us will whup a brotha's ASS on madden. brothas shouldn't hate on THAT.

i use the "i'm about to go use the bathroom" line when i want to get off the phone. folk should know this cuz i've peed while on the phone before.

sausage parties are the best parties EVAR. that is, unless all the sausages are attached to idiots, in which case they're the best parties to AVOID.

i'm with you on that victimizing shit.

lmao@isis pet peeve number 4. i can DAMN sure get with that one. i also hate when people are at a buffet and load their plates up with the shit i want to the point where there ain't none of it left. that pisses me off to no END.

Wed Aug 30, 10:38:00 AM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

I love sausage parties too they are the BEST!!!!

And i always PEE on the phone..most of hte time I dont think the person Im on the phoen with knows so when somebody tells me they gotta call me back cuz they gotta tinkle, im like WHY TINKLE then, i wanna talk

Does my spelling bother U? LOL

Wed Aug 30, 10:40:00 AM  
Blogger Miz JJ said...

Now that I have the blue tooth ear piece I gotta say that I do pee when I am talking. I am quiet when I pee so I don't think people can hear. Although the handwashing may clue them in.

Pet Peeves:
1) Cheap people: Good lord, I hate cheap people. People who nickle and dime about everything drive me bonkers. This includes people who talk about money a lot and people who comment on how much shit costs. It's tacky. Shut up.

2) Fake people: Right up there with liars. Always trying to act like something they're not or pretending to be something they're not. Just be you goddamn it. Don't lie and pretend to like shit you said you hated yesterday, but 'cause today it's cool you like it. Just stop.

3) People who drive slow: Like Ludacris said "I'm doin' 100 on the highway, so if you do the speed limit get the FUCK outta my way".

That's just the short list.

Wed Aug 30, 10:51:00 AM  
Blogger onefromphilly said...

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Wed Aug 30, 10:51:00 AM  
Blogger onefromphilly said...

I sitting here with the head nod * yeah, yeah, me too*

Sausage Parties: Uhh where, when?

#1) People who call me on the job, on the cell, at home, and have nothing to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2) RUMORS period! Stories that start with "I heard" are wasted on me. By the time I finish grilling you on some specifics, you'll hate me.
#3) Little Kid Talent Shows: Sorry I absolutely hate sitting there pretending that these kids have any TALENT.

And as far as MADDEN 2000, 1,2,3,4,5,6, whatever, I don't get it. But I agree with you, a least he ain't out screwing around! Men don't understand why women need 20 pair of black shoes, so we're even.

But I will spectate, comment, cheer, and boo during a Madden tounament like I'm at a real game. Until I'm asked to leave the room *hmpf*

Wed Aug 30, 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous The Goddess said...

I know you are SO serious about your pet peeve but this was FUNNY!

Shoot! It would take me all day to list mine.

On the top of the list has got to be when I tell someone I will call them back and then they call me umpteen million times (and leaves a message each time)before I get a chance to get back to them. Don't they know the more they call, the less likely I am to call them back. This used to happen all the time when I was dating and would piss me off beyond belief.

Another one is when people borrow money from you and then call you telling you about the new shoes, purse and outfit they just bought so they can go out. They wont get money from me NO more!

Then, theres this one. Why is it that people can pay their bills, are on the verge of being evicted and thier car being repossessed but ALWAYS seem to find money to go out. WHERE the HECK are the priorities.

And one that I struggle with daily...People that CANT drive. I can't stand that, and I hate when people cut you off and don't even signal. This DAMN Georgia traffic!

Oh, and by the way. I LOVE me some MADDEN. That's just about all we play around here when we DO decide to play video games.

Wed Aug 30, 11:32:00 AM  
Blogger Cool AC said...

These are good! As I relate to most. Right now my pet peeve is my cube neighbor who keeps talking when clearly I'm not talking back to him. If I give you a 1 word answer and don't look at you. Finish your sentence and keep it moving!

Wed Aug 30, 11:37:00 AM  
Blogger i like liquor and tv said...

You hit the nail on the head..Fox News, The Black _____, all those things irk me.

I hate too much stuff. I'll be typing all day if I listed everything.

- Kids who don't watch where they're going when walking aimlessly through the store

- Wal Mart

- The phrase "What goes on in ______, stays in _____". I used to work at this 30+ club (even though I was in my 20's), and for some reason they loved that phrase. I lasted 2 weeks at that place. Which brings me to...

- The Essence festival, Jazz festival, Tom Joiner Cruise crowd. Ugh, they make my stomach hurt.

- People who go to church more than once a week.

- People who claim they can cook, but can't.

- People who think "Bill Cosby is right", but don't realize that he's talking about them.

Wed Aug 30, 11:58:00 AM  
Blogger Honey-Libra said...

I love men so bring on the sausage LOL sike let me stop...I hate people who always ask for advice then make me say why the heck you ask me if you really didn't care to know my opinion...errr I hate internet rumors as well..why care if he's gay or not if he is he'll come out eventually LOL. I hate when guys meet me and ask do I have a friend that they can hook their friend up with...are we in middle school or something.

Wed Aug 30, 12:16:00 PM  
Blogger Royce's Daughter said...

Give me sausage or I ain't coming!

And why the fuk does everyone have a My Space page except for me? I'm just learning of this entire My Space world...WTF!!! Isn't that shyt for little kids???

Wed Aug 30, 12:31:00 PM  
Blogger KHALLI 88 said...

Fat girls in spandex who annoyed me at the club!

Folks who claim they don't see a person color? WTF are they trans are they transparent you see I am Black :)

Folks 40 still claiming trying to find themselves? give it up your ass is just LOST

Wed Aug 30, 12:45:00 PM  
Blogger Tenacious said...

LOL @ Isis...I won't take up the comment box...this time

The toilet ones irritates me...um let me just call you back, I don't need you grunting and shit all in the phone

I can't stand when people ask me how come I have Face Book but not My Space, My Space is the damn devil, plus I see how addictive folks are to that sh*t

I can't standing begging/whining ass people. I started calling them "Begging Ass Felicia" thanks to Nsane :-)

I can't stand moody men...um women get a period so we're entitled but why are YOU acting like a bitch?

Indecisive people...damn it shouldnt take 15 minutes to decide on fries or baked potatoes

I dont like when people are rude to people just to be rude. There's a difference b/w the ignant ass sales clerk and the one who is attempting to help you out.

cheap people. come on now, everything is life is not free.

Actually I don't like sausage parties either, that screams too many thirtsy ass men when you walk in the door and T you know how I feel about club boyfriends *lol*

OK let me stop b4 this becomes one of my posts...LOL

Wed Aug 30, 01:16:00 PM  
Blogger TTD said...

i share a lot of yours.. but another one of mines is.. i cant stand a liar!!

Wed Aug 30, 01:50:00 PM  
Blogger JoJo D. said...

Nice post, Sugarpie! That's one of my Pet Peeves; people who think they can just make up (unwanted) pet names for other people. I'm guilty of that shit, myself. I just realized how much I hate that shit. My other pet peeve(s) are people who exclaim how drunk or high they are. So what? Who gives a fuck about you being high and drunk? Just don't drink and drive, mofo, okay?

My other pet peeve is people who think they can touch my damn hair without asking. The other day in the grocery store, a bitch say: "Ooh, your hair is so long", then she took it upon herself to just touch my shit for no reason and without permission! Keep your hands to yourself. I hate when people ask me for a smoke and then say they gone pay me back.

(crickets)

How you gone pay back a cigarette? You might not even smoke what I smoke, okay? I have many more, and with your permission, Rashan Jamal, I'ma post up, too about this. Is it okay? LOL! Don't want to be a thief...

Wed Aug 30, 02:12:00 PM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

WHy do strippers think a man wont take them seriously? IS this a pet peeve..it bothered me as i was watching G String Divas last nite

Wed Aug 30, 02:14:00 PM  
Blogger ChezNiki said...

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Wed Aug 30, 02:22:00 PM  
Blogger ChezNiki said...

People who ride you and are later surprised when you turn around and beat the sh*t out of them.
(Let it go, before you catch an eye jammy)

People in glass houses who throw rocks.
(I may have failed the Bar...but youre a felon so's your nephew and your other nephew...so shut the f*ck up)

Bloggers who think they are supposed to control and edit other people's Blogs.
(This over here is mine. I write what I want)

Dumb useless b*tches with no breasts or discernable skills, who get lots of attention.
(What's the fascination? She cant even cook)

People who take you for granted and then wonder why you dont speak to them anymore
(Next time you're Downtown? Hit up BurgerKing. Cause Im not home for you.)

People who must cause discomfort and drama EVERYWHERE they go
(Yo! Sit down and shut the f*ck up)

People who abandon their children.
('Nough Said)

People who cant date you without causing discomfort and drama
(I dont care about your ex. Cover my shrimp plate and the movie so we can get home for the good stuff!)

Black Men on the DL
(Hurting the Sistas)

People who underestimate me and my anger
(Im educated, refined and all that. But Im from the South Bronx. I will cut you)


Whew!!! Thanks for letting me get that all out! I feel much better!

Wed Aug 30, 02:28:00 PM  
Blogger slskenyon said...

Brilliant. I hate bad grammar.

I don't like inconsiderate people who are just ignorant. I am temorarily living in student housing with a bunch of Chinese kids in England--yeah, that's not a joke. Anyway, more than once, I have found large pools of raw meat juice all over my clean dishes. This prompted me to put a huge sign on the kitchen door and then left a towel and a bottle of disinfectant outside the door of the prime "perpetrator."

Wed Aug 30, 03:29:00 PM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...

I hate beggin ass people, they need to get they Felicia asses up outta here...

I think I did a list like this...

I hate rich, spoiled kids, muthafuckas take shit for granted and don't know a day of hard work in they live...

You will hate me then, cause I can't stand video games and the useless hours spent on it, its not like you getting paper for playin a video game, but I can deal with it, I'll be gone doing something else...while you play Madden...

I don't like kids rappin either, espeically when they dont know how to count, how old they are, the alphabet and barely know they name...

Wed Aug 30, 03:49:00 PM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...

Why haven't you been to my blog?...*lol*
You not feeling me?...*lol*
You too busy for me?...*lol*

Wed Aug 30, 03:50:00 PM  
Blogger ----- said...

Rashan ~ You KNOW I'm feelin this...especially the first one! :D

Madden is cool with me...I can whoop you on it though...believe that! :D

Hey...I don't know if I want to buy an Equinox or a Pilot...please make that decision for me?! ;)

~Trizzy

Wed Aug 30, 04:18:00 PM  
Blogger ----- said...

Rashan ~ You KNOW I'm feelin this...especially the first one! :D

Madden is cool with me...I can whoop you on it though...believe that! :D

Hey...I don't know if I want to buy an Equinox or a Pilot...please make that decision for me?! ;)

~Trizzy

Wed Aug 30, 04:18:00 PM  
Blogger fallen angel said...

HEE-LARRY-TEE!!!

i agree with most, if not all of these peeves sir! damn weirdos peeing on the phone! yall should do like i do and just turn the faucet on full blast and when they ask what's that running water, you say you're washing your hands (because hopefully by that point you are--unless you're a little nasty, filthy ass!)!

some of my pet peeves are:
~LIARS!
~wack head
~inconsiderate people
~people who sing along to lyrics but they dont know the words!
~dudes with dirty fingernails!
~dudes that try to kiss you during sex (we're doing it already! isnt that ENOUGH!)
~girls that wear low jeans and their shirts dont comepletely cover up their "muffin-top," (in case you're wondering,a "muffin-top" is where your waist is spilling over the top of your jeans just like how muffins plump out of the muffin tin)
~people who are always trying to touch my locs or say dumb things like "your hair is cool, will you do mine like that?" damn weirdos!

sorry sir cas! didnt mean to take over your comments page. i'll exit quietly now...

Wed Aug 30, 04:55:00 PM  
Blogger fallen angel said...

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Wed Aug 30, 04:58:00 PM  
Blogger Epsilonicus said...

I agree with most of them, especially the wack ass baby daddies. That kind of shit irks me.

Here are some of mine:
- asking me the same question over and over
- asking me questions you already know the answer to
- saying everything is ghetto
- white people who try "to be Black" so they can fit in with me
- country music
- fat women wearing skinny women clothes.

Wed Aug 30, 05:00:00 PM  
Blogger The Stiltwalker said...

@liquor- "irk" is so dirty south.

Wed Aug 30, 05:03:00 PM  
Blogger Dynasty said...

I love this list. I may have to steal it.

Damn...

This is the first time I've stopped by here and I'm already jacking you for your beats...Oh, well...LOL!

Wed Aug 30, 07:15:00 PM  
Blogger Dynasty said...

I have one thing I hate for the road...

People who blame everyone else for their problems...

Wed Aug 30, 07:19:00 PM  
Blogger 4EverJennayNay said...

hahaha!!!!

why was i seriously about to do one of these myself?

and yea, we definately share a few pet peeves. on the flip side, i'm definately guilty of some stuff.

i used to date a guy that was all into that golden showers shit. lol. he encouraged me to pee with him on the phone and ofcourse he liked watching me go. that watching shit was invasive and i literally had to fight to pee alone. and that was DEFINATELY as far as it went.

and FOX NEWS- garbage! I really don't like network news period. they try to think for you as they sensationalize every damn thing.

Wed Aug 30, 08:01:00 PM  
Blogger chele said...

Rashan -- (I love your name, by the way) I have too many pet peeves to name.

Sausage parties? Doesn't bother me. The more sausages the better.

Beggin ass people -- get the hell outta my face.

don't get me started on the victim thing ...

Wed Aug 30, 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous CreoleInDC said...

"The Black _____" - That phrase The Black ____ gets on my nerves. Let me explain. I hear people all the time saying "The Black Martha Stewart" or "The Black Donald Trump" or "The Black (Insert Celebrity or Pop Culture Icon here). It just rubs me the wrong way that we aspire to be somebody else. How about being "The Original Cleophus Watkins?"


Thank you for saying that. THANK YOU!

Wed Aug 30, 08:34:00 PM  
Blogger Paula D. said...

Good one!

White folk that say 'I have 3 black friends'

Wed Aug 30, 08:44:00 PM  
Blogger Tenacious said...

@ T

I can just picture you and Isis squaring off like in the Beat It video...LOL

I was just answering Honey's questions...Don't shoot the messenger...LOL...Please do put these wack cooch heifers on blast...I know it'll be a riot!

"And good head does not mean bad dick. Some people are just freaks and can do it all"

^^*sits up in chair* So I'm assuming with this statement you were talking about yourself.... hmmm let me file that away for later use...lol let me stop before I have an E-War on my hands....

Wed Aug 30, 09:31:00 PM  
Blogger T. Cas said...

@ stilt - those parties will work out for you, meanwhile I just sit back and look at the door hoping a woman will walk through

@ thee modern isis - conversated for a few/cuz in a few we gon' do/what we came to do aint that right boo/ true. And hit me up with your myspace page info. My email address is on the profile or www.myspace.com/visionz74.

@ nikki - I dont know. how come I dont comment on your shit anymore. Perhaps because I feel stinging words directed at me. Oops did i put too much out there?

@ missy - no your spelling is sessy!

@ miz jj - come on with the blue tooth. I'm gonna talk about you for real. LOL I think i mentioned cheap people on the old one, but i hate when you go out in a group and people try to regulate how much of a tip I'm giving. Just cuz you cheap dont mean that I am

@ one from philly - thats funny because I started to type Madden 0 whatever. Cuz i used to get the new game every year. Little kid talent shows are only cute if its your relative.

@ The Goddess - I am terrible at calling people back, especially if they call me multiple times. Its like i intentionally refuse to call them if they keep calling me

@ cool ac - I got a co worker that tells me all her private details even when I tell her to stop so i feel you on that one

@ Liquor and tv - great list of pet peeves, we are definitely in sync with these. doe Sinbad still do that thing in Aruba?? LOL

@ honey - I have to admit that I do that hook me up with your friend thing. I've also been known to try to get at my female friends friends, if that makes any sense.

Wed Aug 30, 10:52:00 PM  
Blogger T. Cas said...

@ Roycee - you aint missing out on nothing with myspace. Its just Black planet with white people too.

@ Khalli - I feel you on the finding yourself thing. At some point you gotta grow the hell up.

@ Tenacious - I didnt mention how women like to take dumps with the door open. That drops your sexiness quotient by 40 points. Moody men? I call them BAN - Bitch ass niggaz

@ TTD - I can appreciate a good lie, but i hate bad liars. I can spot them a mile away.

@ JoJo - feel free to take anything here. You need a cup of sugar too? LOL I talked about the people that smoke but dont never have squares in my last pet peeves post.

@ missy pt 2 - Cuz we wont. and if we do, then there probably will be some jealousy involved. Like the dudes that handcuff their girls at the strip club and dont let them dance to get that money

@ chezniki - let it all out. feel free to get your vent on at anytime. I love that phrase eye jammy.

Wed Aug 30, 10:58:00 PM  
Blogger T. Cas said...

@slskenyon - thats just nasty.. I would have to fight somebody for that move

@ nsane - I dont know if you saw but I answered your sex questions. I aint no punk, i was just busy. Madden is just fun...it gives the wannabe a football player or coach something to do

@ Trizzy - Umm.. you know I love you right? but you aint beating ME in Madden. And I think you need to get that Chrysler 300. Thats the move.

@ Fallen Angel - thanks for adding muffin top to my lexicon. You mean you wouldnt let me touch your locs with my dirty fingernails? LOL

@ Eps - yeah, the ghetto thing is annoying. and questions period bother me for some reason.

@ Dynasty - its yours if you want it. I cant stand people that dont take any responsiblity for themselves

@ JennayNay - you should do it, I got about 50 more I can put in your comment section. The whole golden shower thing is disturbing to me, but to each his own.

@ chele- thanks, I finally decided to come real with it and tell everybody my name. Tell all about the fake victim thing

@ creole - for real, why we always gotta be a clone of a white person? We are some originators.

@ Paula D. - they got 3 now? I usually hear the ones that got one and think that gives them the right to say nigga

@ Tenacious - Me and Isis are gonna fight if she dont recognize that I am the first commenter on your blog. She acting like she run this or something. LOL And no, I kept it vague intentionally. its bad luck to brag on your dick. next thing you know you got ED and need some Cialis or something.

Wed Aug 30, 11:08:00 PM  
Blogger Ms. Blaize said...

Dammit! This was going to be my next post....guess I'll be sitting here with my elbows propped up on my desk thinking about what else I can write about.
But as for this list?? I am definitely feelin'....

Little kids rapping
Or little girls doing some booty shakin’ dance! Ain't that some BS?? Not only is it not funny to me but I’m always looking for the responsible party to give them the stare down! “ Who’s child is this?” Followed by the “ you know better” look does the trick! And you know what? Why is it that as soon as they see that look, they suddenly have this guilty look on their faces? ‘Cause they know that they are triffling, that’s why!

Punk ass baby daddies
*Emphatic head nod!* Seeing as though they don't have to do anything else on an everyday basis, why is it so hard to write a check, call and visit?

Bathroom sound effects
First of all, I don’t like to give anyone a vision of me taking a whizz so I’m all for using that handy mute button! Ask and open ended questions and while he’s talking, I’m going. It’s called respect. It’s that simple!

There are more I agree with you with but I don't have enough space! But I'm lovin' it though! Also I posted an answer to your question in my comment section - right under your comment!
~ J. Blaize

Wed Aug 30, 11:36:00 PM  
Blogger nikki said...

t - just know what i write has nothing to do with you specifically. what i write about is what i'm feeling about things. if you see yourself in there, then perhaps that's something you might want to investigate.

Thu Aug 31, 08:29:00 AM  
Blogger SandyBaby said...

This was HILARIOUS!!! I agree with you on alot of these - especially Fox News Channel and Spoiled Rich Kids!!!!

Here are a few of mine:
* Bad customer service (Just give me a reason not to leave a tip - don't test me!!!!!) Like I always say, if you don't like your job, QUIT. Don't take it out on me.
* Fat women in skinny clothes. Come on now - you look like you stink.
* Dirty old men - UGH Nothing irritates me more! What makes you think I want your old wrinkled azz!!!
* Old cats with gray or balding hair with cornrows. CUT THEM OFF!!! You can't be young again and you ain't foolin nobody!
* People with no manners. Nuff said.
* DL Men - JUST BE HONEST!!!!!
* Wannabe Thugs - You don't live NO WHERE near the ghetto yet you tring to be hard. SIT DOWN!!!!!
* When I was pregnant, folks just used to come up and rub my belly!! WTF!!!! I was ready to fight folks on this one. Also, I hate when people touch my hair. White people are famous for this "Oooh is that real". BACK UP OFF ME!!!

I got so many more but I'll go ahead and end here. Thanks for this!

Thu Aug 31, 08:52:00 AM  
Blogger T. Cas said...

@ Ms. Blaize - ohhhh, those little kids with the age inappropriate dances kill me. Its time to turn off BET, when your kids are hoeing themselves out.

@ nikki - I hear ya, I don't believe ya, but I hear ya. LOL

@ Sandy-Baby - Old dudes with cornrows period annoys me, but when they are balding or grey, that is just wrong. You ain't young no more, so let that go. Thanks for your input.

Thu Aug 31, 08:59:00 AM  
Blogger Robert L. Mack said...

I love it man.....you've been on a streak lately with the posts...I love to be inspired, and you and Zed and Slish have the boy amped and ready to deliver...that point about commenting is right on...LOL...

Thu Aug 31, 12:02:00 PM  
Blogger The Mistress said...

Aww, come on. Sausage Parties kick ass T! :-)

I loved this post and I am SO with you...especially on Fox News. Sometimes I watch it just to piss myself off. I hate those bastards! Britt Hume is a bee-yotch, Bill O'Reilly is a complete asshat, and I hate Sean Hannity with a passion.

And speaking of HATE...don't get me started on those little motherfuckers on MTV's Sweet 16.

Thu Aug 31, 12:15:00 PM  
Blogger Miss Ahmad said...

umm my pet peeves are as follows;

extremely long messages on my cellular.

people who talk and don't listen.

usless phone calls.

Men who want to be Pimps.

Copy Cats.

Liars.

Touchy feely people.

People who act like they can't see my face cuz they are stuck on my cleavage.

Shit heads who cut me off in traffic and then act like they can't see me!

Weak men who front like they are strong.

People who still drink Long Island Iced Teas. Get a grown up drink dammit!

okay that's it for now!

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