The Blog Real World: The Aftermath
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The four roommates have a looks of trepidation on their faces as the police officers approach. T. Cas starts slowly inching away trying to separate himself from the others.
Liquor: Was I scared? Yeah, I was scared. And don't think I didn't see T. trying to leave us. I wouldn't have been surprised if he snitched us out to save his own skin.
Police Officer: Hey, you! Stop right there!
T. Cas: Who me?
Police Officer: Yeah, you. I wanna ask you some questions.
T. Cas: What’s the deal, Mr. Officer?
Police Officer: We got a call about a disturbance in the club. Any of you know anything about that?
Police Officer: Well, what do you know?
Liquor: We were just hanging out here. I don’t know what happened.
KZ: That’s right. We were just minding our own. Then we heard a ruckus.
Police Officer: Did you see who was fighting?
Nsane: I ain’t seen shit! (under her breath) Pig!
Police Officer: What was that, Miss?
Nsane: Sorry, sir. I didn’t see anything.
Police Officer: Are you Americans?
T. Cas: Yeah, we just down here on vacation. Can we go now? We are about to meet some friends on the beach.
Garbled radio transmissions emanate from a 2nd cop’s radio. He grabs the speaker and says.
2nd Police Officer: 10-4. Gary, we have to go. We have a situation upstairs in room 112
KZ: That’s our…
T. Cas: Shh!
Police Officer: You all can go now. Stay out of trouble.
Liquor: Thanks officer. Be safe, son!
Police Officer: Did you just call me son?
2nd Police Officer: Not now, Gary. Let’s roll.
The police officers walk in the hotel lobby leaving T. Cas, KZ, Nsane and Liquor outside.
Nsane: You gotta know how to deal with the police. They basically just some lames with a badge on a power trip. They always tryna hold us down. Fuck them jumpouts.
Nsane: That was a close one. Five – O almost hemmed us up.
KZ: Why they going to our room? Cas, you ain’t got no contraband do you?
T. Cas: Nah, I ain’t smoked no weed since April 24th, 1999. I’m good.
Liquor: Must be Robert. Should we go see what’s up?
KZ: Nah, the cop saw us. I’m sure Mack’ll be aiight.
A scooter pulls up and Nikki hops off.
Nikki: Thanks, brother. That was enlightening.
Island Guy: (indecipherable Patois)
Nikki: I’m definitely gonna call you.
Island Guy: (indecipherable Patois)
Nikki: My number? Uhhh… yeah, I don’t ever keep my phone on, but the number is 777-9311.
The Island Guy drives off and Nikki joins her roommates.
T. Cas: Who the hell was that?
Nikki: Awww, ain’t nobody. Evidently, these island brothas ain’t about shit. He thought I was gonna fuck him and I just met him.
KZ: Did you? And if you did, did you tape it?
Nikki: Horny Bastid!
Nsane: Did you find Missy while you was gallivanting around the island?
Nikki: She ain’t back yet? I hope she having better luck than I did. How about Mack? Last I seen that brother was down on the beach.
Liquor: The cops on their way to the guys room now. I don’t know what’s going on.
Nikki: Word? I hope Mack aiight. Why you ain’t go check it out?
Nsane: We had to throw some blows with these chickens in the hotel club. Cops might still be looking for us.
T. Cas: Yeah, but they don’t know what you look like. Why don’t you go check it out for us? Room 112.
Nikki: Aiight, I’m on my way. Don’t go nowhere. I’ll be right back.
The camera follows Nikki as she walks in the hotel lobby. She walks around the corner and sees 2 police officers outside Room 112.
Nikki: Yo, that’s my homeboy’s room. What’s going on?
Police Officer: What’s your name, girly?
Nikki: I’m Nikki. What’s going on?
Police Officer: You know a Nikki? (pauses) You can go in.
Nikki walks in the room and sees Rob Mack sitting in a chair with an ice pack applied to his head. Missy is sitting on the bed adjacent to Rob Mack.
Nikki: Yo!!! Missy, where da hell you been? We been looking all over for you.
Missy: I was…
Nikki: The fuck is going on here, Mack. Someone beat your ass?
Rob Mack: I got set up. I was chillin with this honey when 3 guys busted in the room.
Nikki: When I walked in the room it was like all hell broke loose. I mean, the room was straight ransacked and my man Rob Mack had a Flintstone lump on the side of his head. I’m glad Missy was there for him. But where the hell was she all day, anyway? Remind me to interrogate her ass about that.
Missy: I came to see what everyone was doing and I saw Rob handcuffed to the bed. They had already left by the time I got here, but they cleaned the room out.
Rob Mack: Yeah, it was messed up. But at least I got some pussy out of it.
Nikki: You fucked? Man, I’m jealous!
Rob Mack: Nikki, you left me on the beach to hang with The Mighty Quinn. Was it worth it? Did you at least get some?
Nikki: Nah, that brotha was trife. I couldn’t understand a fucking word he was saying. I’m totally sorry that you got jacked, Mack.
Rob Mack: I told you. We come together, we leave together. I should have known something like this would happen.
Nikki: Dude, I said I’m sorry. Let that shit go! Somebody need to go tell the others what’s happening.
Missy: I’ll go. Where are they?
Rob Mack: HELL NO!!! You ain’t going nowhere. You the whole reason we broke up in the first place. Who the hell did you meet so quick anyway?
Missy: My friend was down here on vacation too. I saw him when we were checking in.
Nikki: You fuck, too??? Damn, ya’ll did your thing.
Missy: Just because I was chillin with that Negro, don’t mean I was doing him. Why come you be all up in my shit?
Nikki: Yeah, right! We’ll see on the reunion special. I know they had that night vision shit watching you.
The other 4 roommates come to the door.
T. Cas: Damn, what happened here?
Rob Mack: Long story, I’ll tell you about it later.
Police Officer: We meet again. Is this your room?
KZ: Yeah, this is our abode. Is Mack all right?
Police Officer: He’ll be fine. I need for you all to check your belongings and see if anything was stolen. Come by the station in the morning and we’ll take your report.
T. Cas: I'm not really trying to go down to the station. Whatever they took, just charge it to the game. Last thing I need is to have to come back down to the Bahamas to testify against some island syndicate. Just let me go home. This shit is bananas, yo!
The police officers leave and the roommates gather for a pow wow in the guys room. The camera shows Rob Mack talking and the sound cuts in at the end of his speech.
Rob Mack: … and that’s what happened. Go ahead and clown me if you want.
KZ: Shit, I ain’t gonna clown you. I’m gonna congratulate you, homey. You was the first one to get some moisture this trip.
T. Cas: Hell yeah, You the man, Mack!!!
Liquor: (laughing) You guys are sick.
KZ: Man, Mack's forehead was swole up like Hasim Rahman. He got beat up, but at least he got a chance to beat up some pussy!Resume Scene
Nsane: Man, some crazy shit done went down in the Bahamas. We need to go home.
Nikki: We just got here and you ready to go.
Nsane: What if the cops figure out we were the ones fighting in the club? I got warrants, nigga!
T. Cas: I feel that. At some point, you gotta recognize the warning signs. I mean, Liquor and Nsane fighting in the club. Missy disappearing, Rob Mack getting jacked.
Liquor: For the record, I wasn’t fighting.
T. Cas: I saw you throw that bottle on the sly. I ain’t never known you to waste some alcohol.
Liquor: Well, the bottle was empty.
KZ: Aiight, I guess we gotta take a vote. All in favor of staying say “yeaaaah boyeee” and all in favor of leaving say “Audi 5000”
Missy: I am having a good time. I’m not trying to leave yet. There’s so much more to do down here. Besides, my friend is supposed to take me to brunch tomorrow. I hope my roommates don’t make us leave. I got a new 2 piece for tomorrow that’s sessy as hell.
The camera rolls back and reveals a long lens view of the roommates and goes out the open hotel room door. The door closes and the final camera shot reveals Room 112. Fade to Black.
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