Friday, June 09, 2006

Every Breath You Take... I'll Be Watching You AKA Women I Would Stalk

Inspiration - "Every Breath You Take" The Police "Every breath you take/Every move you make/Every bond you break/Every step you take/I'll be watching you." True Stalker Anthem

What I'm Listening To - "Voodoo" - D'Angelo

Question(s) I Asked Myself Today - "Why am I bothering to write this post when Blogger isn't going to let me post it?"

Blogger has been bugging all week. I hope you all got a chance to read my stalker story. If not, check it out. I been writing about stalkers all week. I think its time for me to tell you about some women that I would stalk. If any law enforcement or legal representatives are reading this, let me just say that this is a joke. I would never actually stalk these women. Now that the legal disclaimer is out of the way, here are my current potential stalkees.

Gabrielle Union - Do I really need to say anything else? Look at how beautiful she is. And she seems like she has a good personality too.

Kerry Washington - I been a fan since I saw her in that movie "Lift" about shoplifting. She's a great actress and pretty too. She has that appproachable beauty about her. Like on a good day, T. could actually pull her.

Amerie - Them long legs got a brother open. She is a tad skinny for my tastes, but she looks exotic and can sing.

Sanaa Lathan - I should have been her co star in "Brown Sugar." What Gaye Diggs know about hip hop. I can answer that question about when I fell in love with hip hop. It was 1983, Run DMC's "Rock Box." I'll give her a pass for that "Something New" movie. When she wanna come back to the brothas, I'll be waiting.

Jill Marie Jones - My favorite "Girlfriend" That chocolate skin and those luscious lips do it for me.

Naomi Campbell - Theres no competition between her and Tyra. I would take Naomi in a heartbeat. I probably couldn't deal with her attitude, but thats okay, this is just a fantasy stalking. By the way, do you know how hard it is to find a picture of her wearing clothes. She always naked.

Thandie Newton - Just look at the picture. Plus she would fulfill my Black woman with a British accent fetish.

Erykah Badu - She would be my weird girl stalkee. Plus I know she like hip hop heads. I wanna just talk to her and see how her brain works.

HERE ARE SOME OF MY FORMER STALKEES:

Lark Voorhies: I hated "Saved by the Bell, but I watched it for her. Same with that LL sitcom.

Lauryn Hill - Back when she used to rap, she was the perfect woman. She was beautiful, and an ill lyricist. Why'd she had to go crazy (allegedly) and stop rapping?

Pam Grier - I started watching her movies when I was 15 or 16. She was the sexiest thing in the movies. Even though the flicks were old, I had major lust for Foxy Brown and Sheba, Baby. It's hard to find pictures of her with clothes on too.

Janet Jackson - Remember the video for "Pleasure Principle"? That was when Janet was at her finest in those tight black jeans. Too bad I couldn't find a picture of that.

Ananda Lewis - I'm talking about MTV Ananda, not BET Ananda. Once she got rid of that big hair, she was the one. She still looks good, I just can't stand to hear her talk. Something about her voice just annoys me.

Lisa Bonet - I remember renting Angel Heart and rewinding that sex scene over and over and over again.

Vanessa Williams - The first Black Miss America, and subject of my first wet dream. TMI, I know, but you guys can handle it.

Okay, now that I officially have made myself a groupie, its your turn. Who would you stalk? It doesn't have to be a celebrity, it could be anyone. Perhaps a handsome, charming Blogger in Atlanta? LOL. Here's hoping that Blogger will actually let you comment.

It was written...

30 Comments:

Blogger Cocoa Girl said...

First!

Fri Jun 09, 09:35:00 AM  
Blogger Cocoa Girl said...

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. Back to our regularly-scheduled programming.

Cocoa would stalk:

- A-Rod - Bonafide, in the running king of the fine "yella" dudes. LOL I've had a crush on him since I saw his press conference at age 17 (we're the same age, ya'll). In high school, I used to stop and drop whatever I was doing to watch him every time he came on TV. Not just interviews, but news clips on Sportscenter and the whole nine.

Saw him at the US Open in 04. He's a whole lotta man....pure scrumptousness.

Chris Webber (former stalkee). Need I say why? It started with the Fab Five and ended with my seeing him in person in DC at Republic Gardens. I overheard him saying to some mildly-cute woman "hey, we both grown...we ain't gotta answer to nobody...we can do whateeeever you wanna do." Gross.

David Beckham - That white boy is fine! That's all I am going to say on that one.

Can't really think of anyone else...damn! How did you come up with so many and yet I have so few.

Oh, that's right...you're a black man...you have waaaay more decent options to begin with...

:-O

Fri Jun 09, 09:46:00 AM  
Blogger Mocha_Grl said...

Ok first of all i'm so dissapointed that my pic ain't up there. I mean wtf does Gabby have on me....lol...um, don't answer that!
Second, look at T showing so much luv to the brown-skinned girls!!!!...for the record if I was gonna stalk a woman Sanaa would be near the top of my list too.

Who would I stalk?
I'm with Cocoa that shit is hard, I don't know... the one's that I would have, have shown their ass one too many times and now I'm turned off:
Chris Webber
Mos Def
Common
Gary Dourdan (before he cut the locs)

Gotta thing for Nas, but I don't know if I would stalk him. Kelis look like she might cut a chick.

Fri Jun 09, 10:09:00 AM  
Blogger i like liquor and tv said...

ok T, I see you like long hair..lol

Anyway, I'm too lazy to stalk. But I wouldn't mind if Delroy and Shazaa paid me a visit.

Fri Jun 09, 10:33:00 AM  
Blogger i like liquor and tv said...

Hey Mocha Girl, isn't Gary Dourdan, Shazaa? If so, I see we have the same taste!

Fri Jun 09, 10:35:00 AM  
Blogger The Stiltwalker said...

If you don't take that pic of Janet Jackson on here you WILL have a stalker in the ATL cause I'm coming to pimp slap you!

Anways, I would definitely stalk the shit out of Hugh Jackman. He's sexxy. (hopefully by now everyone has figured out I'm not that into black men unless he resembles the Allstate Man.

Fri Jun 09, 11:32:00 AM  
Blogger Miz JJ said...

Who would I stalk?

Ray Allen and if I still lived on the West Coast I might be able to do this since he plays for the Seattle Supersonics now.

Common

?uestlove: He plays the drums and has an afro. Yum.

Barack Obama: I think I should be the first black first lady. Except I'd have to cuss people out if they said shit about my man.

I like your picks. I especially like that you didn't have Halle Berry on your list. She's played out.

Fri Jun 09, 11:45:00 AM  
Blogger chele said...

Naomi Campbell? Seriously? So, you're into getting abused ... okay.

I'd stalk Richard T. Jones! (From "The Wood", "Judging Amy" and "G"). I love his black azz!!!

Fri Jun 09, 11:48:00 AM  
Blogger ChezNiki said...

@Stilt-The Allstate Man is Dennis Haysbert
Sports:
David Ortiz-Ay Papi!
Albert Pujois-Thighs of Life
Lawyer Milloy-Beautiful Smile
Alonzo Mourning-Beautiful...Everything

Rap/Music:
Lloyd Banks-sexy lips
Busta Rhymes-sexy e'rything
D'Angelo-How Does It Feel?
TI-Whatcha Know About That?
Wyclef Jean-Sing to me in Kreyol

Blogger:
Pops-Muy Suavito
Organized-Tall and Chocolate
KnockoutZed-Nationally Known Skills
Casanova Brown-Photographic Smile, Looks Good Holding Babies
((Giggling and Blushing))

Fri Jun 09, 11:55:00 AM  
Blogger Honey-Libra said...

Hmm when I was younger I use to love me some Denzel...so much that my girls said I sounded like someone's grandmother LOL...I still like him now but he's old enough to be my dad or a suga daddy whichever one....I'd also hide in the bushes at the Roc's house or Boris Kodjoe..which ever one was closer LOL

Fri Jun 09, 01:00:00 PM  
Blogger T. Cas said...

@ cocoa - I didnt realize there were so many until I started writing this.

@ mocha - See, i was going to put your picture up, but I wanted to keep what we had on the low. Don't everybody need to know that I am stalking you. And yeah, I love the brown skin. Just about all my girlfriends have been brownskinned

@ liquor and tv - I have a thing about hair. Dont have to be long, or in any particular style, just has to be done. Delroy Lindo? Is that who you are talking about? He looks scary.

@ stilt whats wrong with Janet circa 1988? She was the shit back in the day.

@ miz jj - there will be no Halle Berry, Beyonce or Tyra on the list. My tastes are a little different than most

@ chele - Naomi would kick my ass, I know. I might have to rethink her, but I'll still look at her

@ chezniki - nice comprehensive list.. I'm starting to get jealous of Zed, all the female bloggers love him. LOL

@ honey-libra - Denzel just turned 50 I think. The hater in me wont let me accept Boris Kodjoe. Pretty muhfucka. lOL

Fri Jun 09, 02:26:00 PM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

FVCK Blogger..it keeps telling me to refresh my cookies and shit..im mad rihgt now son!@!!!!!!

Fri Jun 09, 02:39:00 PM  
Blogger NegroPino™ said...

Oh yeah have a good friggin weekend

Fri Jun 09, 02:39:00 PM  
Blogger i like liquor and tv said...

yes Delroy Lindo..somethin about him

Fri Jun 09, 02:53:00 PM  
Blogger Cocoa Girl said...

Yeah, Boris is fine, but he lacks charisma.

Fri Jun 09, 03:57:00 PM  
Blogger Mocha_Grl said...

@t: ;-) it looks like we gonna be in ATL early July after all!

@liquor: yes, that's the same guy. I'm not feelin' him now, but back in the day...whew

@chezniki: Oh yeah, How could i forget TI? I know he a skinny mf...and what?? lol!!

Fri Jun 09, 03:57:00 PM  
Blogger fallen angel said...

hmmmm...who would i stalk? isaiah washington, will downing, morris chestnut, lil wayne, t.i., lyfe jennings, and...patrick dempsey (hey, he's freakin' HOT on "grey's anatomy")!!!!! :)

Fri Jun 09, 04:28:00 PM  
Blogger fallen angel said...

okay, i'm back because i forgot some people... mos def, common (even though my best friend looks EXACTLY like him), trey songz, don cheadle, michael ealy, ice cube (just to hear him say "gitcha ass up and hurr up"), tim mcgraw (as long as he kept his cowboy hat on), rahsaan patterson, earvin "magic" johnson (pre-HIV though), keith hamilton cobb (pre AND post locs), tracy mcgrady (those "sleepy eyes" do something for me), dj quik, tyrese (he's chocolatey as HELL), orlando jones (but only when he was in "biker boyz" and "drumline"), "cousin jeff" johnson (intellectual brothas give me the warm fuzzies), chris rock (funny brothas give me the warm fuzzies too), larenz tate, malcolm jamal warner (not "theo," but right now--with those luscious locs and that damn tongue ring and pierced nipples)...i think i should exit this post now...i've gotten all hot and steamy! :)

Fri Jun 09, 04:49:00 PM  
Blogger T. Cas said...

@ negropino - u have a good one too, dont do anything I wouldnt do, unless you take pictures

@ liqour and tv - I think what it is is that you are scared not to like him. Thats an intimidating looking brotha

@ cocoa - He is a rather wooden actor, and his wife/girlfriend is the same to me. She is highly overrated to me

@ mocha - if you can stand a stalker, the offer for drinks is still on the table. LOL

@ fallen angel - I think the medical term for you is "boy crazy" LOL

Fri Jun 09, 05:19:00 PM  
Blogger P said...

LMAO!!!! How you gone say Gabrielle Union LOOK like she has a nice attitude?

I like your choices. Very diverse!

I am with you re: Naomi. She is all over Tyra.

Oh, and as for my choices, check 'em out!

http://pattyopolis.blogspot.com/2006/01/i-aint-no-brotha-but-if-i-wuz.html

Fri Jun 09, 06:29:00 PM  
Blogger Tenacious said...

Now T.Cas you know there's too many folks who I would stalk, I would have to stalk in shifts and sh*t

My favs though are Morris (Hy he had me since BITH), D. Wade (I got some Heat for his ass), the dude works at the steakhouse down the street, Brad Pitt (all time fav White Boy), and just anyone who catches my eye long enough...

Fri Jun 09, 09:28:00 PM  
Blogger ChezNiki said...

@Fallen-I didnt post my TV/Movie Stalker List because almost all of them have been mentioned already, but I Luuuv-Ded me some Keith Hamilton Cobb, on AMC and Andromeda BEFORE the haircut

@Casanova-Dont get Jelly. You know I like you best *Muah*

Fri Jun 09, 09:35:00 PM  
Blogger "N" Search of Ecstasy said...

I am VERY disappointed that I did not see a pic of myself in your potential list of stalkees (smile)!

BTW, this gives me a great idea for a post. I need to go ahead and post my hotties!

Have a good weekend.

Fri Jun 09, 10:44:00 PM  
Blogger ScarlettRae said...

LMAO at the Vanessa Williams tidbit. TMI, man! TMI!

Okay, here's my list:
1.Denzel Washington-I don't care how old he gets! That man could father my children, I would be his whore in the bedroom and his arm candy on the red carpet. Okay, I'm beginning to get excited...This is what happens when I think about my future baby daddy...LOL.
2.Morris Chestnut--He has these piercing eyes. That, and I'm convinced he's edible.
3.Mos Def-Cause I'm a big fan of his swagger. That and he sang "Caldonia" on Lackawanna Blues! This is my favorite song!
4.Tyrese-He's a jack of all trades and he has the most beautiful brown skin. Remember when he had that piercing below his bottom lip? LMAO! Flash back!
5. Major Crushes from back in the day:
LL Cool J--Those lips, need I say more?
Kadeem Hardison--He was THE reason I watched A Different World.

I am loving this series, T.

Peace,
Scarlett

Sun Jun 11, 02:28:00 AM  
Blogger ScarlettRae said...

LMAO at the Vanessa Williams tidbit. TMI, man! TMI!

Okay, here's my list:
1.Denzel Washington-I don't care how old he gets! That man could father my children, I would be his whore in the bedroom and his arm candy on the red carpet. Okay, I'm beginning to get excited...This is what happens when I think about my future baby daddy...LOL.
2.Morris Chestnut--He has these piercing eyes. That, and I'm convinced he's edible.
3.Mos Def-Cause I'm a big fan of his swagger. That and he sang "Caldonia" on Lackawanna Blues! This is my favorite song!
4.Tyrese-He's a jack of all trades and he has the most beautiful brown skin. Remember when he had that piercing below his bottom lip? LMAO! Flash back!
5. Major Crushes from back in the day:
LL Cool J--Those lips, need I say more?
Kadeem Hardison--He was THE reason I watched A Different World.

I am loving this series, T.

Peace,
Scarlett

Sun Jun 11, 02:28:00 AM  
Blogger T. Cas said...

@ P - I checked your list out and yours is even more diverse than mine is

@ tenacious - let me find out you got stalking tendencies. LOL

@ n search - see what had happened was... I couldnt post your pic without making the other ladies mad, so well just let that be our little secret. LOL

@ scarlett - I had to tell it about Vanessa. Sorry for the overshare.

Sun Jun 11, 12:20:00 PM  
Blogger Tenacious said...

T, I told you I have the tendacies but the sane part of my brain will slap the sh*t outta the insane part if I ever seriously stalked a guy.

LOL

re: you are a fool but let's see what the hell he had to say on the 3 voicemails before I officially dub him as Eagle Eye

Sun Jun 11, 02:06:00 PM  
Blogger Nika Laqui said...

Gabby is my girl!!

Sun Jun 11, 02:48:00 PM  
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