Every Breath You Take... I'll Be Watching You AKA Women I Would Stalk

Inspiration - "Every Breath You Take" The Police "Every breath you take/Every move you make/Every bond you break/Every step you take/I'll be watching you." True Stalker Anthem

What I'm Listening To - "Voodoo" - D'Angelo

Question(s) I Asked Myself Today - "Why am I bothering to write this post when Blogger isn't going to let me post it?"

Blogger has been bugging all week. I hope you all got a chance to read my stalker story. If not, check it out. I been writing about stalkers all week. I think its time for me to tell you about some women that I would stalk. If any law enforcement or legal representatives are reading this, let me just say that this is a joke. I would never actually stalk these women. Now that the legal disclaimer is out of the way, here are my current potential stalkees.

Gabrielle Union - Do I really need to say anything else? Look at how beautiful she is. And she seems like she has a good personality too.

Kerry Washington - I been a fan since I saw her in that movie "Lift" about shoplifting. She's a great actress and pretty too. She has that appproachable beauty about her. Like on a good day, T. could actually pull her.

Amerie - Them long legs got a brother open. She is a tad skinny for my tastes, but she looks exotic and can sing.

Sanaa Lathan - I should have been her co star in "Brown Sugar." What Gaye Diggs know about hip hop. I can answer that question about when I fell in love with hip hop. It was 1983, Run DMC's "Rock Box." I'll give her a pass for that "Something New" movie. When she wanna come back to the brothas, I'll be waiting.

Jill Marie Jones - My favorite "Girlfriend" That chocolate skin and those luscious lips do it for me.

Naomi Campbell - Theres no competition between her and Tyra. I would take Naomi in a heartbeat. I probably couldn't deal with her attitude, but thats okay, this is just a fantasy stalking. By the way, do you know how hard it is to find a picture of her wearing clothes. She always naked.

Thandie Newton - Just look at the picture. Plus she would fulfill my Black woman with a British accent fetish.

Erykah Badu - She would be my weird girl stalkee. Plus I know she like hip hop heads. I wanna just talk to her and see how her brain works.

HERE ARE SOME OF MY FORMER STALKEES:

Lark Voorhies: I hated "Saved by the Bell, but I watched it for her. Same with that LL sitcom.

Lauryn Hill - Back when she used to rap, she was the perfect woman. She was beautiful, and an ill lyricist. Why'd she had to go crazy (allegedly) and stop rapping?

Pam Grier - I started watching her movies when I was 15 or 16. She was the sexiest thing in the movies. Even though the flicks were old, I had major lust for Foxy Brown and Sheba, Baby. It's hard to find pictures of her with clothes on too.

Janet Jackson - Remember the video for "Pleasure Principle"? That was when Janet was at her finest in those tight black jeans. Too bad I couldn't find a picture of that.

Ananda Lewis - I'm talking about MTV Ananda, not BET Ananda. Once she got rid of that big hair, she was the one. She still looks good, I just can't stand to hear her talk. Something about her voice just annoys me.

Lisa Bonet - I remember renting Angel Heart and rewinding that sex scene over and over and over again.

Vanessa Williams - The first Black Miss America, and subject of my first wet dream. TMI, I know, but you guys can handle it.

Okay, now that I officially have made myself a groupie, its your turn. Who would you stalk? It doesn't have to be a celebrity, it could be anyone. Perhaps a handsome, charming Blogger in Atlanta? LOL. Here's hoping that Blogger will actually let you comment.

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